Madonna apparently has a patent on having long hair, liking fashion and marrying a Brit.
If John Mayer leaves you dozens of voice mail messages where he’s
singing bad rap songs to you, he has your number mixed up with Kanye
Newly de-coked Kate Moss makes the cover of Vanity Fair this month. "We
wanted to shoot her one more time, you know, before she gets too fat".
50 Cent says Bush loves black people, will also release album of duets with Burt Bacharach.
teams up with R. Kelly. Birds of a feather, blah blah blah…
Potter star, age 16, regularly travels an hour to see 23-year-old
hairdresser to have his hair done; No word on what kind of gel they use.
Tyra Banks goes undercover as a 350lb fat woman and learns what it’s like to be Star Jones for a day.
Theme: Where Are They Now? 5 – Your 5 minutes of fame are up.
"Lexus "Mrs. Incredible" Lottabottom by enembee". Fantastic entries today! Be sure to check out all of the brilliant entries over at Worth1000 this morning.[Worth1000 Link]
and the pictures keep on rolling in. Hedi and Seal party it up in NYC.[Last Night's Party Pictures]
Normally such a headline would be about Paris Hilton but this time it’s Stavros Niarchos III in the spoiled brat attention whoring spotlight. According to the New York Post, Stavros offered a homeless man outside of Burger King $100 to dump a soda on himself to impress his peers. I’ll give you a $100 Stavros if you let me give you a swift kick in the head. Come on over. Sounds like Paris has met her match. Fo’reals this time.[NY post article]
Simpson, on her experience with therapy: "I respect knowledge of the
psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren’t an entertainer." Hear that noise off in the distance? That’s the sound of Freud
Now as a woman lacking superior boobies, it’s good to know that while they may be able to lure in innocent victims, get discounts from mechanics, aquire posh seating at restaurants and function as flotation devices in emergency circumstances, they are incapable of saving one’s psyche. Count it…that’s Ms. Simpson 0, Me 1.
Today a Socialite’s life is here to make all your Scientology dreams come true.[Xenu infused Socialite-tastic post]
Halloween or a typical day for Hollywood starlets? You never do know with these kids…[CobraSnake] and [Just Jared Hollywood Halloween pics]
Oh, what is this? A house of ill repukes? Ooh, who’d bring me infant to
this den of immoraliky? Don’t touch nothin’. You might get a venerable
They’ve got me Olive Oyl and Swee’Pea!
"Can a washed up, has-been, old school aerobics instructor make a come back against the hot new fad of strip-aerobics?
Let’s Get Physical.[cynical smirk link]
Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna, are forming their own film production company. Y tu mama, also.
Lilâ€™ Kim writing song lyrics while in prison. New album to include such classics as "Mah Prison Biatch" and "Lovin’ Wit A Broomhandle".
Jamie Lee Curtis to stop making crappy movies, concentrate on crappy Hollywood parenting.
Highly sought MC Hammer library to go up for sale. Now, U Too Can Touch This.
Comedy Central picks up Futurama for $28.8M, or about the cost of a cheese pizza in the year 3000.
Alec Baldwin claims Kim Basinger turned daughter against him. Basinger argues that if he wanted kids to like him, he never would have made ‘The Shadow’.
Dolly Parton and Elton John to form a quartet and sing at the CMA awards. So there’s Elton John and Dolly Parton… who’s the 4th?