Angelina loves Brad

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Angelina Jolie misses her Brad and may want to have his babies and really, lets be honest, who wouldn’t want to reproduce with that man? Is she to be married again? Does she really want more kids? Brendon has the scoop.[link]

Thursday Morning Quick Hits

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Fashion
Diva Steven Cojocaru needs another kidney after it was discovered the
first transplanted one didn’t match his Fendi man-purse.

Cameron Diaz Likes Sex With Her Clothes On. Men everywhere respond with "Whatever you say Cameron Diaz, we are men. Our Imagination will do us just fine". Thanks for coming out Diaz, these silly men aren’t going to let you off the hook that easily.

Adam Guettel and screenwriter William Goldman will collaborate on a
musical version
or the hit fairy tale film "The Princess Bride"? INCONCEIVABLE!

Fake lesbians TATU to release new record. Fans who pretended to like their music suddenly not interested.

British model Kelly Brook tells us how she stays in shape with sex and ‘No’ you can not work out with her. 

Eva Longoria hit by a pole. Sometimes these headlines just write themselves.

Wanted women to date guys in isolated British moor town. Must like
farming, hills and men with a suspicious affection for sheep.

An Open Letter to the Next Stranger Who Sees Me Reading Harry Potter

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I am reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. I’m a fan. I’ve read the whole series  and seen each of the movies and I’ve enjoyed the whole thing. That being said, I’d like to ask you to go back to whatever you were doing the moment before you saw me reading the book and decided it might be fun to strike up a conversation.

If
it’s any comfort, I think I can safely assure you such a conversation would not have been fun at all, not for either of us, though you’d have gotten the shorter end of the stick. I’d have made damn sure of that.[Continue reading...]

Max Burbank is not your special Harry Potter friend.

from:
National Lampoon

Street of Pain

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Steve Carell (Anchorman, "The Daily Show")
stars in this action-packed short that answers the question: What would
a John Woo-directed dodgeball movie look like? Our fedora-sporting hero
lets loose the bouncy rubber balls against the villainous street
con-man.
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Don’t forget to see Steve Carell’s new movie "40 Year Old Virgin" that opens in theaters everywhere this Friday. If you haven’t seen the trailer for this film, I suggest you do so immediately and high tail it to a theater this weekend.

Wednesday Morning Quick Hits

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Avril Lavigne gets Punk’d, reduced to tears. Why you have to go and make things so lachrymated?

Notorious BIG’s family turns into Notorious PIGs when lawsuits are possible.

Want to be the next Carrie, Pennywise or Cujo? Stephen King auctioning
off character naming rights
on eBay for charity. Bonus if the name is
female – he’ll kill her for you.

Microsoft has revealed the price of the upcoming Xbox 360. Don’t worry, included you get the latest in microsoft technology, a " wireless television remote control". Wowzers.

Usually when you use the words horse, bone, and Madonna in the same sentence, it means something quite different…

Manhunt for massacre of ducklings at car wash. Howard the Duck last seen heading to Mexico in bronco with stripper.

Ninja holds up restaurant.  Ryu Hayabusa unavailable for comment.

Best of Wednesday Linkage

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– I don’t know how I allowed myself to get so wrapped up in a game of flash bingo but I couldn’t help myself. I even started to work up a panic sweat when I thought I was going to lose. See for yourself, you’ll be addicted in no time.[play]


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ibod behind the ipod – Ever wonder about the silhouette? Me neither but it’s actually sort of interesting. Liquid Generation’s blog does a little bit of research.


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Steve Ballmer sells Windows 1.0 - For the low low price of $99.00. What a value! Sadly things haven’t changed much, as windows still sucks.


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The Tale of SmithThis is a touching story of a ‘man’ named Smith. May not be safe for work due to language in one frame.


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After-School Special, Dangers of Hot or Not - Will she learn her lesson?
 

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The Goddess Bunny -
I honestly don’t think I’ve seen anything more terrifying on the
internet. I’ve seen a lot of scary things and I’m pretty sure the
"goddess bunny" will be giving me nightmares for the next 3 weeks. To
learn more about the Goddess Bunny, I suggest you read the IMBD profile.