Pokemon Kid!


Applications for the next "Numa Numa Guy" are no longer being accepted. We found him… or her. And his or her name is Pokemon Kid.


Wow… just… wow. 2006 couldn’t get off to a much better start.

A Quiz About Nothing



E! is trying to make up for rewarding Ryan Seacrest with a $21 million dollar contract by posting a good old Seinfeld quiz. Too little to late, "entertainment!"

I’m not going to lie, I think I’m going to ace this thing. Thanks to syndication I watch between 3-6 Seinfeld episodes a day, so I’m definitely still the master of my domain.

Take the quiz here. What’d you get?

Mmm Bop


Thanks to Stereogum, I started off my morning the best way possible: watching little kids sing popular songs. On the internet– not in person– sickos.

Watch pre-teens sing Weezer, Gorillaz, and Gwen Stefani songs right here. Nothing’s cuter than watching litle kids sing about their dead father ("Wake Me Up When September Ends") Adorable!


Gay TV = Still Funny



Yeah, Ali G did it better (as Bruno), but check out what happens when the cast of Playboy’s "Totally Busted" tricks a couple of dudes into thinking they’re on Gay TV.

Watch the clip here.

Safe for work, assuming your work allows you to listen to homophobic guys curse up a storm.

Dial A for Awkward



Jennifer Aniston decided over the Christmas period…it being the season of goodwill and all to call up her ex-husband Brad Pitt.

She dialled his cell phone only to have his new love, Angelina Jolie answer the phone for him. [keep reading]

It gets better. Apparently Angelina dropped the "I’m pregnant with Brad’s baby" bomb on Mrs Ms. Aniston during their little conversation.  Jennifer responded, "Oh yeah… well… people used to like having the same haircut as me" before abruptly hanging up and falling into the arms of Vince Vaughn. Who, the last time I checked, was a pretty big step down from Brad Pitt. Happy Holidays Jennifer. Happy holidays.

Click here in case you need proof that Vince Vaughn is no Brad Pitt. See?

The Best of Lohan



The fine folks over at Popsugar have compiled a list of the best quotes from Lindsay Lohan’s new Vanity Fair interview. Check it out here. These are my personal favorites:

  • “Don’t ever say this to me, ‘Are you O.K.?’ It’s like Yeah, motherf*****, I’m fine.”
  • "I saw that S.N.L. after I did it. My arms were disgusting. I had no arms.”
  • When reached for comment, the guy from the movie Kids responded, "I have no legs/ I have no legs."

    Since Lindsay admits in her interview that she’s attracted to "the ones I probably shouldn’t like," I’m thinking they might be a perfect match. There’s your next Hollywood power couple, people.

    Lindsay Lohan Potentially Not Eating For Two


    From The BWE Mailbox.

    EXCLUSIVE: Pregnancy Test and overnight bags delivered to Lindsay Lohan in hospital.

    A friend of Lindsay Lohan returns to Mount Sinai Medical Center with some shopping including a Pregnancy Test. The woman left the hospital in the early hours of Wednesday with Lindsay Lohan’s limo driver. She returned to the Emergency Department at 1:30 am with several overnight bags and food shopping including a Pregnancy test, Playing cards, mouthwash, Coke, and a box of Cocoa Puffs. The friend declined to comment on Lindsay’s condition.

    Don’t worry people. The word Coke is capitalized.

    BWE Ringtones


    Okay, it’s time to lose that ridiculous "My Humps" ringtone and UPGRADE to a BWE tone. Be the first person on your block with Sherrod Small in your pants. Okay, well, actually Sherrod gets around, so you might not be the first…


    Either way, download these brand new ringtones by Sherrod Small and Paul Scheer here. That way, you can have the Best Week Ever.

    Didn’t see that one coming, did you?

    Oh, and while you’re fancy-ing up your phone, sign up for BWE Mobile alerts too. That way you can have the… yeah. You get it.




    Did you see Monday’s episode of Arrested Development? If you’re an average American, probably not. That’s why it’s YOUR fault the show is going to be cancelled. The rest of us hate you.

    If you DID see it, you’d know it was by far the funniest half hour on television this year. All 4 days of this year. They pulled out all the stops: 3-D glasses, celebrity cameos, an unexpected death (I won’t ruin it for you by telling you who died). Meanwhile, the entire thing was a big F-U to FOX. Just incredible.

    Unfortunately, chances are it was the last episode of AD to air on the FOX network. But that doesn’t mean you can’t help. Save the page www.savethebluths.org and check back for updates. Hopefully it works out better than the old www.saveourbluths.com page.

    Listen to Ron Howard: Please tell your friends about this show.