REAL Wal-Mart Fashion Fashion Cam


Joan Rivers’ TV Guide preview features something called the “Wal-Mart Fashion Cam,” basically just a shot of arriving celebrities. I kind of think, if you were REALLY gonna feature Wal-Mart Fashion… you might want to turn the camera around to the fans on Hollywood Boulevard.



You KNOW you’re going to be hearing these words tonight…

“(looking up at the sky) This is for you (grandma, dad, mom, cat)…”
Did you know that Mel Gibson knows ALL of those words… in MAYAN? (Mel will be promoting his new film “Apocalypto” by appearing on the Oscars and speaking in Mayan. Ironically, his father will be on Australian radio at the same time, denying that the Mayans ever happened.)

Submit your nominee for WORD OF THE NIGHT … we’ll send the winner a beautiful Best Week Ever Hoodie!

Words you probably won’t hear tonight:

“Full refund for anyone who saw Aeon Flux”
“We wish we could give you those two hours back…”
“God Bless the President”



We’ll be live video blogging the Oscars this Sunday night! Starting at 8PM / 5PM Pacific, Rob Huebel, Doug Benson, Michael Colton, John Aboud, Danielle Schneider and a host of other Best Week Ever friends will be commenting RIGHT HERE on the telecast, by text AND video.

If there isn’t streaking at the Oscars (how RETRO), there’s bound to be at Rob’s house.





  • TGI FRIDAY’S MEAL: Fried Mozzarella, Jack Daniel’s Flat Iron Steak, Cinnabon Cheesecake  (TGI Friday’s
  • COLLECTIVE SIGH OF RELIEF: Blackberry users’. It was announced today that everyone’s favorite wireless email service will not be shut down. (CNN)
  • INTERVIEW: Piper’s with Sandy Lakdar, the French actress who reportedly has made Britney Spears nervous. (BWE)
  • AMAZING MICHAEL JORDAN COMMERCIAL: "2nd Generation." These kids are really, really like Mike. (ESPN via Gorillamask
  • TRIPLE THREAT: Jane Fonda. It is being reported that there is a sex tape featuring Jane Fonda in a threesome with Ted Turner and "a brunette." (Female First)
  • CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Glam-Makeover Edition. Her image change is going as planned. (Hollywood Tuna)
  • BEER MOVIE: Animal House. It was voted the best beer-drinking movie of all time, in a poll by American brewery Heartland. (Contact Music)

Is Kid Rock Having The Best Week Ever?


When you’ve put out #1 records, dated Pamela Anderson and Jaime Pressly, and spent the best years of your life boozing with an awesomely cool little person, odds are you’ve had some pretty incredible weeks. I’m assuming. Sadly, I can’t tell you from first hand experience.

Well, despite having a ton of good weeks, I think that THIS was Kid Rock’s best week ever. Why? Well, for one, he just started dating porn star Briana Banks, and everybody knows the most exciting time in a relationship is the beginning– even with porn stars! Actually, especially with porn stars! Again, I’m not talking from first hand experience. *Sigh*

So that’s a good start to having a best week ever. But it’s not enough– especially for Kid Rock. What put Kid over the top this week was the fact that he had the opportunity to do what everybody else in the world wants to do (besides ‘a porn star’): He got to call Scott Stapp an idiot. And everybody listened. And everybody published it. That’s gotta feel good.

Well, do you want to know who’s having the best week ever? Is it Kid Rock? Stacy Keibler? Dumb Kids? Robocop? Somebody different entirely? Tune in to VH1 tonight at 11 and all weekend long to find out.

While You Were Blogging Furiously



  • Jennifer Aniston’s code name for the secret wedding she’s planning with Vince Vaughn is "party". It’s such a secret even he doesn’t know the code
  • WB’S cult hit Charmed been canceled. We told them not to fire Doherty.
  • Sources say NBC’s upcoming show Heroes is going to be the next Lost. Sources are NBC executives.
  • Britney Spears builds Hawaiian bungalow big enough for anyone but Kevin.
  • Keira Knightly endorses Chanel. We love Tyra’s stripper alter-ego too.
  • Tobey Maguire’s girlfriend Jennifer Meyer loves it when her man is fat. And rich. And famous.
  • Isn’t it ironic that Alanis Morissette is with a new man even though she’s engaged to Ryan Reynolds? No that’s not ironic either.

BWE INTERVIEW: Kevin’s Mystery Woman



She’s blonde, French and she’s been accused of breaking up the otherwise perfect marraige of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Last week 25 year-old French actress SANDY LAKDAR, was photographed hanging on the arm of K-fed at an LA music studio while Britney was away in Hawaii.  But for some reason, no one bothered to ask her what really happened. Enter Best Week Ever’s hard-nosed reporter Piper and her trusty IM’ing skills. Here’s what I decoded through Lakdar’s Fr-english about her relationship with Kevin:

They had met the day they were photographed together. She was interviewing hip hop guru Flii Stylz for a documentary and Kevin was in the studio recording tracks with him. They hung out but for the record:

  • sandy: NOTHING HAPPEN. but who cares the true? everybody feels like they already know me, and everything
  • sandy: they seee a f**king picture and imagine knew me since couple years, and that it’s usual and that im his new gfriends
  • piper: oh do you know that britney is supposedly mad about the pictures?
  • sandy: i don’t understand why kevyn said nothing about the fact nothing happened
  • piper: i dont know maybe he wanted to seem like he’s a ‘player’
  • sandy: i can explain to Brtiney that i don’t do anything with his husband
  • piper: or maybe he wants to get rid of britney
  • sandy: im not A TOY

To find out more about Ladkar’s thoughts on Kevin, his music and his wife read the whole IM transcript below…

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The Daily Danza


On today’s Daily Danza, Tony asks supermodel Gisele Bundchen all the right questions

Oscar Speeches That Never Were


As this weekend’s Oscar hopefuls are nervously pacing around their mansions in the Hollywood hills, loudly demanding that their high-priced speechwriters make their  prepared statements sound simultaneously smarter, more natural and "kind of but not too political", our friends over at CRACKED have gotten their hands on some Rough Drafts of Past Oscar Acceptance Speeches

Check them out! 

Oscar Week: Get to Know Your Best-Director Nominees



Match the nominee to a little-known fact (answers after the jump):

1. Ang Lee (Brokeback Mountain) 2. Bennett Miller (Capote) 3. Paul Haggis (Crash) 4. George Clooney (Good Night, and Good Luck) 5. Steven Spielberg (Munich)

A. Owns a pet pig named Max.
B. Had a heart attack while filming his Oscar-nominated movie.
C. While attending NYU, worked on one of Spike Lee‘s student films.
D. Applied to USC Cinema School twice and was turned down both times.
E. Directed The Cruise, a documentary about a double-decker bus tour guide.

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