Best of Tuesday Linkage



School of Trip-hop - "The after-school percussion group at Minnetonka High School,
Minneapolis, rehearsed for months and can now play two tracks from DJ
Shadow’s ‘Endtroducing’ album. "
  This is truly fantastic. Make it your must watch video of the day.


Streaming Monty Python’s Flying Circus clips - Classic video goodness.


Subservient Stewie - Family Guy Live gives you an interactive Stewie. Give him a command and he’ll do your biding.


Another Childrin R Skary movie".
Anyone else ready for Halloween?


Star Wars Cameo in American Dad – Re-watch the clip from this week’s episode. (thnx to GM)

The Gummy Bear Project – "Roughly 4lbs of gummi bears, melted down into pure gummi evil".

Tuesday Morning Quick Hits



Rob Schneider to star in big-screen "Gilligan’s Island." Guaranteed to feel longer than a three-hour tour.

Naomi Campbell is standing up for Kate Moss. She’s then making a face that conveys disinterest, turning left, and walking back to the dressing room.

No More Go-Go Gadget – Maxwell Smart has passed away.

378-pound Wisconsin minister plans to walk to Florida.  Apparently he looked at a globe and saw it was downhill all the way.

Voyager 1 has officially crossed from the solar system into deep space.  This is not going to end well.

Brad and Angelina channel TomKat



The risk taking celebrities go joy riding with a some how less annoying photo session than their Scientology loving bike riding trendsetters Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.  Joy riding is fine, but lets keep the vial of blood thing to ourselves Angie. Brad’s a keeper.[jjb pics]

101 Things You Didn’t Know About Rock N’ Roll



Hi there. I really wanted to post an article that was entertaining and informative (or kinda), so I decided to do the "101 Things You Didn’t Know About Rock N’ Roll" (I know you probably know quite a few and that they ain’t all about rock but…its a catchy title!).

Did you know Slash’s real name is Saul Hudson? Did you know there are over 4,000 versions of the Beatles song "Yesterday"? Did you know Kurt Cobain would say "here we are now, entertain us" at parties to break the ice? I didn’t.

Very cool list. Enjoy. Click here to read the whole thing.

Link thanks to GorillaMask.

Monday Morning Quick Hits



Elton John has opened a new musical on Broadway. It wasn’t the first thing that Elton John has ever opened on Broadway.

Speaking of Broadway, Oprah Winfrey plans on producing a musical based on “The Color Purple.” Anything CAN happen!

The Ying Yang twins have signed on to star in their first feature film, titled “ViagraFalls.” Method Man and Redman roll over in their graves. Um, they’re dead, right?

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Lindsay Lohan has admitted that she was dangerously thin earlier this year. Good. Step one is admitting you have a problem. Now, step two is getting that incredible rack back. Let us know if there’s anything we can do to help.

George Michael said he once wrecked Christmas mass by stumbling in drunk and farting. He acknowledges that it was so much worse than that time he made out with his cousin Maeby.

Caption Time with Nicole Richie


Caption this image if you dare.


Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot,
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a socialite’s life for her. She binges, she cringes, she pukes it up in the sea. Yo ho, yo ho, a socialite’s life for her.[ Just Jared photo spread link ]

Paula Abdul Scores A Stud Muffin



Ladies, meet Dante Spencer. Dante likes chocolate-peanut butter ice-cream, fluffy bunnies , romantic strolls in the park of your choice and Paula frikkin’ Abdul. Did you hear that loud POPPING noise?  Yeah…that was my mind exploding. Don’t look into his eyes, he could be a cold hearted snake. [Socialite Life Scoop]

“Dear Martha, Good Show… Corny Ending”



I have a confession to make:  I went into the new The Apprentice:  Martha Stewart
with lower expectations than most. I’m not a Martha hater but after the
last season of Trump’s Apprentice, I had soured on the show and its
concept. Now that I’ve seen the premiere of Martha’s version, I can
happily admit I was wrong. I really enjoyed the show – so much so that
afterwards I celebrated by whipping up some fresh homemade cream sauce
in honor of Martha. And then I cleaned up and went to the kitchen to
cook something as well.

TVgasm has the recap on Martha Stewart‘s latest show. But to sum it up for you real quick-like, The Apprentice just isn’t the same without Donald Trump’s marvelous hair.[TVGASM recap]