Mischa’s Barton*



*and by "Barton" we mean "nipple"

Eagle eyed OC viewers may have noticed something different about last weeks episode. Seems things got a little nipply in Orange County.

Now people wonder: will the FCC get involved? And to that, I say this– PEOPLE! What’s wrong with you??? We sat through 10 seasons of Dennis Franz’s fat naked ass on NYPD Blue and nobody complained, but now we see a quick flash of a grainy nipple and it’s time to cal the FCC??? What am I missing here? What happened to the good old days when it was COOL when a nipple popped out? God I miss the 90′s.

TVGasm has the OC video in Quicktime 7. If your computer can swing it, watch the video of the incident here.  I just hope we, as a nation, can make it through this.

/moves to Europe

X Box 360 Launch Party



Uh..when I think of the xbox I really don’t associate Jenny Garth, Paris Hilton or that damned Kimberly Stewart. Who is to blame for this party? When in doubt, always blame Bill Gates. It’s probably his fault anyway…[Perez Does the Xbox]

Final Fantasy XII Preview



Final Fantasy XII
was announced almost four years ago…and today, it’s still a nebulous,
uncertain question mark looming on the gaming horizon. There’s no
question it will be huge — if it ever ships. Until now, there’s been
no guarantee that FFXII would actually see the light of day; after its
bold, dramatic demo at E3 2004 (which received mixed reviews), the game
vanished into mystery. Surrounded by rumor, beset by massive personnel
changes and dogged by skepticism among the staunchest Final Fantasy
maniacs, FFXII has a lot to answer for.

Let me say that FFVII was the reason i bought a PSI back in the day and FFX was the reason I bought a PS2. If XII sees the light of day, I sure know I wont…for at least 4 days.[1UP POST] and [new trailer here

Thursday Morning Quick Hits



Carly Simon, who’d said subject of "You’re So Vain" contains an A, E
and R, claims it’s not Mick Jagger or Warren Beatty, for those of you
scoring at home; Christopher Walken, Darth Vader, Bea Arthur still in

Michael Jackson
enters ladies’ roomEVERYBODY PANIC!

Former former Baywatch star Brooke Burns hospitalized for broken neck
after diving into a pool
. Apparently Mitch had left to go find Hobie,
who had sneaked off to go jet skiing with friends.

Xzibit Is A Really Good Actor,’ Aniston Says As He Holds Gun To Her Head.

For those waiting for a film drama about 9-11 starting Adam Sandler your wait will soon be over.

Miss America contest moving to Las Vegas — so losers can immediately start their jobs as strippers.

Shoe designer donates special hi-tops to illegal migrants – complete
with compass, flashlight, map of the border, and a Roo-style pocket for
pain relievers.

Martha Stewart sued by jury consultant, because stiffing your client of $74,000 is not a good thing.

Kimberly Stewart Engaged….again…to LB’s Talan?



ET has confirmed that KIMBERLY STEWART is engaged to "Laguna Beach"
cast member TALAN TORRIERO. The 26-year-old daughter of rocker ROD
STEWART recently split from "Girls Gone Wild" producer JOE FRANCIS. She
was previously engaged to musician CISCO ADLER back in autumn of 2004.
No word yet on a wedding date for Kimberly and Talan.

I give the engagement 2 months and I give two weeks for Paris to pounce. Place your bets people.[et story ]