Coffee of the stars. For $8 bucks a shot you get a morning buzz and a sense of self importance.

See the larger version here. [Link]

Update: Turns out this post is another case of an interweb "been there, done that" crisis, as the New York based blog, CityRag made the Starwhore Starbucks discovery over a month ago and it seems that the collage posted earlier is just a crappier version of said discovery. See the original  collage here. Be sure to check out CityRag for daily linkage goodness.

Crazy Quarters Skills



Quarters is without a doubt our favorite classic drinking game. Some of
us have perfected certain techniques, like rolling the quarter off our
noses, but that’s weak sauce compared to this guy. As much as I want to
make the obligatory "too much time" comment, this guy pwns at a
drinking game, so you know he’s gotta be fun at a party.

Girls want boyfriend with skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills or you know…quarter flipping skills. This guy is amazing and to think I thought the Dance Dance revolution juggler was cool beans.[link]

Jude Law – Biggest Idiot Ever?


Don’t get me wrong Jude Law is pretty freaking hot and by no means should he settle for only one female in this lifetime, but for the love of god, could he raise the bar a little higher for his next affair? I get the whole "she’s my nanny, so I’m going to doooooo her" thing but…



is not even close to as hot as this

Jude, please, you’re People’s sexiest man alive. Start acting like it.

Grocery shopping bags are the new Balenciagas.



Junkfeud has spotted a new celebrity trend. Everybody is doing it.[Link]

Come back to the land of awesome Arnie


This ad will never get old. I just wish it could last an hour or two more.[link] You can find more Arnie ad goodness here.

Britney Spears gets a haircut
Start the countdown for Kevin’s run for the hills in 5…4…3…


Who is hotter? Robert Novak or Angelina Jolie? [link]

Monday Morning Quick Hits



Sandra Bullock marries Jesse James.  Billy the Kid reportedly best man. Honeymoon plans include robbing trains, getting shot.

Chocolate – Old and Busted. Cow Patties – the new hotness. Charlie Bucket just wants to be a regular guy.

Jesus is about to hit prime time television and he really hoping he doesn’t have to die (again)just for ratings.

Macho, macho man (macho man) I’ve got to be, a macho man. Over the weekend, the original policeman from the Village People, was
arrested by real police
for possession of a gun and drugs. Ironically, during the same weekend the one dressed like an Indian traded his land away for some beads.

You’re watching Futurama: the MOVIE that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery. You heard me….Sweet honeybee of infinity,they are making a Futurama movie.

Forget Disneyland, whatever became of Cucamonga’s Bible Storyland Bender of Futurama fame responded to this report with "Yeah, well, I’m gonna build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park".


Domination’s the name of the game



As hot as Britney looks in this photo-shoot, you have to wonder how the photographer talked them
into this Derelict-esque trailer park glam look.

"Pink plastic flamingos and wife beaters are SO hot right now. pink plastic flamingos. So hot."

Who isn’t up for a little game of master and servant?



Pictures thanks to:

One of these things is not like the others



One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn’t belong?
If you guessed Serena Williams is not like the others,
Then you’re absolutely…right!

Scroll down this page for more pictures…if you can stomach it.

Friday Morning Quick Hits



11 injured in Eminem rap tour bus accident.  Omarion unscathed.  And nowhere near the bus.

Christian Slater rejects plea bargain for allegedly groping woman,
begins underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick

Actor Bruce Campbell to play most challenging role of all: Bruce Campbell.

Michael Jackson
just doesn’t get it, now has chocolate factory tours.

Pope: "Harry Potter" books are bad because they seduce young readers. Seducing young altar boys still OK.

Tonight on Fox,"When Good Fish Go Bad"-Caught on Video: Marlin Attacks Fisherman.

Rap star NAS claims he saw a UFO four years ago. On a completely unrelated note, I want what NAS was smoking four years ago.