One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn’t belong?
If you guessed Serena Williams is not like the others,
Then you’re absolutely…right!
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Yep. I’m officially freaked out.[Link]
11 injured in Eminem rap tour bus accident. Omarion unscathed. And nowhere near the bus.
Christian Slater rejects plea bargain for allegedly groping woman,
begins underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick
Pope: "Harry Potter" books are bad because they seduce young readers. Seducing young altar boys still OK.
Tonight on Fox,"When Good Fish Go Bad"-Caught on Video: Marlin Attacks Fisherman.
Rap star NAS claims he saw a UFO four years ago. On a completely unrelated note, I want what NAS was smoking four years ago.
You know how every one in a while when you’re talking to your friends you run out of things to talk about? After you’ve talked about all the girls, or boys, or sports, or gossip you can handle, eventually you hit a lull in the conversation. Now, sometimes you let that lull play itself out and don’t do anything about it and sooner or later something will come up. Other times, you say the first thing that pops into your mind to eradicate any awkwardness, no matter how ridiculous it is. Even if it’s something insane like "Hey, I think Harry Potter is the Bob Dylan of his generation."
Of course, I’m sure that if you said that your friends would think that you were high. Or stoned. Or drunk. Or quite possibly, Joel Garreau of the Washington Post.
Mr. Garreau must have been in the midst of a long awkward silence when he decided to write a column about how Harry Potter is this generation’s Dylan. I think he makes it pretty clear that he was searching for something to say when he makes declarations like like, "Today’s kids are processing these revolutionary times through their Dylan, the ringing anthem that is the story of Harry Potter" and "Harry is the herald who offers a moral code in times of great upheaval that vibrates to this generation the way the early Dylan still echoes in the lives of boomers."
Wow. Can I get a hit?
After reading the article all the way through, I decided that I like this Garreau guy. He was able to take a crazy idea and make some sense out of it. Take a look. It makes me wonder, though, could this work the other way around? If the voice of a generation has been passed from a real live musician to a fictional magician, would it be possible to equate modern day celebrities with fictional characters we grew up with? I think you could. And hey, even if you couldn’t, at least this would end a long awkward silence. Here’s what I came up with, assuming that Harry Potter = Bob Dylan.
James (of James & The Giant Peach) - Conor Oberst… he’s so alone… so depressed. He just needs an escape from this horrible world. Sing about it James, sing about it.
The Hardy Boys - Together they did wonderful things, but when they were separated bad things started happening. That’s why they’re Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth.
Sweet Valley High Twins - They were both popular, smart and gorgeous. However, while Elizabeth was friendly and sincere, Jessica was snobby and conniving. So it’s obvious that Hilary Duff and Paris Hilton are the Sweet Valley twins of this generation. (This only works, of course, assuming that Paris isn’t actually "The Giving Tree." Does anybody give more than that girl? I don’t think so)
Superfudge - He’s annoying, he’s more trouble than he’s worth, he’s Fred Durst.
Ramona Quimby - Ramona always had a healthy imagination. She was a bit of a loose cannon. And one time after getting off an airplane she physically assaulted a reporter who asked her how her flight was. So that’s why she’s Bjork.
Are there more? Sure. But now I’m tired of talking. So it’s your turn. Do it up.
A very angry person with a predisposition towards metal is begging MySpace users to Stop Emo Haircuts. When reached for comment, Conor Oberst simply began sniffling into a balled up tissue.
Link from: Collegehumor
This one is definitely not for the squimish… enjoy at your own risk.
Brad Pitt diagnosed with viral meningitis. Spokeswoman Cindy Guagenti says he is doing well, and wants Rob Thomas to stay the hell away from him.
South Africa gets the memo and declares Wesley Snipes an "undesireable person" after he’s caught using a fake passport. Snipes to South Africa: "The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world."
Cooter wants you to boycott the new Dukes of Hazzard movie. So if I were you I would. You don’t want to upset a guy named Cooter, do you?
Desperate Housewives and Will & Grace top the list of Emmy nominations for primetime series, capturing 15 nods each. Now, who ever said the gays run Hollywood?
Usher opens up a camp for young wannabe performers… which he’s perfectly qualified to do thanks to his star turn in She’s All That.
Hockey is back!!!! Umm…. what’s hockey?
Fergie has confessed that she used to be addicted to drugs. She knew things were getting bad when she approached a guy and said, "I’ll phunk you for X."
If a guy who looked like a heavy William Hung… just danced like nobody was looking… to John Cougar Mellancamp… you’d think it would be a beautiful thing, right?
Watch it here. I want to take this guy to the prom.
So what about all of those unknowns we see walking the red carpet, dancing on tables at random nightclubs, or singing their heart away when in fact, they suck! Thatâ€™s right; they are one of â€œthose.â€ Those who are famous for doing, well, absolutely nothing!
Hereâ€™s a top 10 list of people who really do absolutely nothing. Enjoy, take some hints, and maybe you (yes YOU) can become one of â€œthose.â€ [Read the entire list here]
Link from the Phat Phree. Always funny.