Monica Lewinsky decides to blow town, study in London; headmaster expects she could make cum laude.
turns down James Bond role. Wanted Bond to have adamantium claws as special equipment.
Dennis Hopper, 60′s hippie icon, has voted Republican since Reagan;
tries to keep it a secret from his Hollywood friends, by telling the
Creators of "Super Troopers" and "Club Dread" sign three-year deal with Warner Brothers. Still don’t know what a liter-of-cola is…
‘Superman Returns’ budget nears $250 million. Kneel before Zod.
Mastermind behind 1972 Munich Olympics murders upset Spielberg didn’t consult him for film. Uh, should we start being concerned about the film ET or is it too late?
On Larry King’s special Saturday "How You Can Help," Celine broke down in tears over the tragedy that Hurricane Katrina has wrought.[link]
Just please tell her not to sing her concern and everything can return to normal.
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No other sounds can be allowed.
Mitch Benn And The Distractions present Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now.[watch the video]
New York, NY – September 5, 2005 – Comedian and television personality Colin Quinn will headline Northern Hospitality – A Benefit for the Bayou, a comedy event to be held at the Kraine Theater on Wednesday, September 14, 2005. Every penny raised will be donated to the Red Cross.
BWE’s own Christian Finnegan will be performing, so if you’re in New York you should definitely check it out. You’ll have a great time, and it’s all for a great cause. Click here for more information.
Comedy Central picks Sarah Silverman to stand in during Dave Chappelle’s absence.[watch clip]
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"I like so many other people’s bodies. I like legs – I don’t like my
legs. I hate my legs,â€ says Kiera. â€œI like my stomach, but it’s really
annoying because apparently, now, you’re not allowed to show your
stomach, because it’s considered vulgar and fashion magazines say you
Further proof that women are absolutely crazy.[link]
Janice Dickinson shows us what being a supermodel is all about.[link]
Hollywood is officially out of ideas. The first step was admitting it and now the healing can begin.
Sean Penn has to make U-Turn to avoid becoming Dead Man Walking in the Mystic River.
Christina Aguilera makes $2 million as a wedding singer. Unforunately Robbie Hart was unavailable for comment but I think he would have said something along the lines of "Love Stinks". Yeah…yeah.
J-Lo rumored to have a bun in the oven from Marc Anthony’s lovin’.
Elijah Wood gets to play a young Iggy Pop in a movie. That’s like having Ben Affleck play a young George Burns.
The advantage of marrying a hooker is she can also be the bachelor party entertainment.
Agent Rod Brickman–Copy Protection. Maybe one day Rod Brickman will come to your home.
Citibank – Wizard Commercial – This commercial may be all the convincing I need to switch banks. No DM worth his weight in Geldings, would be caught dead without his… twenty sided dice and citibank card.
"The Big Chill" in 30 seconds. – Another classic bunny flash animation by Angry Alien.
"I hate the way they portray us in the media. "If you see a black family it says they are looting if you see a white family it says they are looking for food.
"We already realize a
lot of the people that could help are at war now fighting another way
and theyâ€™ve given them permission to go down and shoot us."
"George Bush doesn’t care about black people."
You’ve probably heard about it in the news but here’s a video clip in case you missed it.[ video footage]
NBC’s response via Access Hollywood
Donations can now be made online through the American Red Cross website.