Avril Lavigne gets Punk’d, reduced to tears. Why you have to go and make things so lachrymated?
Notorious BIG’s family turns into Notorious PIGs when lawsuits are possible.
Want to be the next Carrie, Pennywise or Cujo? Stephen King auctioning
off character naming rights on eBay for charity. Bonus if the name is
female – he’ll kill her for you.
Microsoft has revealed the price of the upcoming Xbox 360. Don’t worry, included you get the latest in microsoft technology, a " wireless television remote control". Wowzers.
Usually when you use the words horse, bone, and Madonna in the same sentence, it means something quite different…
Manhunt for massacre of ducklings at car wash. Howard the Duck last seen heading to Mexico in bronco with stripper.
Ninja holds up restaurant. Ryu Hayabusa unavailable for comment.
He’s so tough. He’s like the suburbanized version of 50 cent.
Twistingo – I don’t know how I allowed myself to get so wrapped up in a game of flash bingo but I couldn’t help myself. I even started to work up a panic sweat when I thought I was going to lose. See for yourself, you’ll be addicted in no time.[play]
Steve Ballmer sells Windows 1.0 - For the low low price of $99.00. What a value! Sadly things haven’t changed much, as windows still sucks.
The Tale of Smith – This is a touching story of a ‘man’ named Smith. May not be safe for work due to language in one frame.
After-School Special, Dangers of Hot or Not - Will she learn her lesson?
The Goddess Bunny -
I honestly don’t think I’ve seen anything more terrifying on the
internet. I’ve seen a lot of scary things and I’m pretty sure the
"goddess bunny" will be giving me nightmares for the next 3 weeks. To
learn more about the Goddess Bunny, I suggest you read the IMBD profile.
Here is a collection of short Simpsons clips that were aired on the Tracey Ullman Show between the years 1987 and 1989 during the ad breaks. You will need the proper DivX codec to view the clips and if you haven’t seen these before it’s definitely worth checking out.[link]
I’m starting to think we are blaming the wrong people for Paris Hilton’s inflated ego. Maybe we should start aiming our jokes at the paparazzi instead. [video]
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Leonard Cohen is going broke, may have to hock Famous Blue Raincoat.
Catholic priest defends Marilyn Manson concert: "How could Manson turn
young people into satanists and drug-addicts in the two hours of his
act". He’s right, it takes at least 2 and a half hours at the very least.
Couple claims James Cameron stole ‘Terminator’ idea. Cameron sends
warrior back in time to take care of the problem. But wait…if couple never existed, how could Cameron
steal the idea? Wouldn’t that mean the warrior never existed, either?
Oh crap, I’ve gone cross-eyed.
Christopher Walken’s PR rep. smashes our hopes and dreams.
I think this may be the only time 50 cent and I will agree on anything: 50 cent to Nelly "If you gon’ spend $5 million on diamonds, you’s a damn fool." Word dawg, word.
Gary Coleman still a virgin? Whatch’oo talkin’ about, Willis?
Shaun Puffy, Puff Daddy, Diddy Combs running out of permutations of his
name – soon to be referred as "The Artist We Never Ever Cared About".
McDonalds finds new way to make you fat, sexless, and depressed; Couple to be married at local McDonalds.
Comic Strip Generator by Thirdframe Studios is a great way to waste your day(s) away and a great way to get fired from work. Go out in style.
How to be Loathsomely Repellent to Women – Everything you ever wanted to know about being 100% girlsex-free.
Cool Things – New Homestar Runner Cartoon.
Sin City Flash shoot ‘em up game – addictive even if it’s older.
Karate Master – Highly entertaining for some reason.
I’m terrified. Honestly, this pictures scares the crap out of me. [link]
I think Brendon of I don’t like you in that way (dot) com is on to something here. Is Kevin Federline the new Manson? ‘No’ you say? Think about it for a second. This is a plea, to all of you to remember the Britney Spears that once existed and reigned as the supreme hottie of the pop music world. You know, before Federline ruffled her feathers and stuffed her full of cheetos and baby juice. [LINK]