"Michael Jackson fell to the ground as he tried to make his way through a throng of hundreds of fans outside the Victoria Palace theater, where he watched the stage version of the movie "Billy Elliot." Security staff forced a path for Jackson, 47, through the admirers and photographers standing outside the theater so he could reach the front door. But the singer fell in the commotion."
He couldn’t quite moonwalk his way out of this one.[just jared scoop]
It looks like Madonna has pissed off religious folks again. In some what related news, Marty McFly finds 2005 not so different than 1985 after all.
Doctors complain that Hollywood sex scenes omit condoms. Sony announces next Bond movie will involve 007 finding cure for AIDS.
Harry Potter becomes subject matter for college professors, with panel discussions like "Bucolic Bullionism: Economics in the Wizarding World".
Bobby DeNiro’s maid, previously pinched for pilfering people’s prized possessions, presently penned for poaching person’s papers. Pfff
Jackson falls on face trying to avoid fans, face miraculously does not break.
British singer Robbie Williams embraces black magic. Has yet to learn the spell that makes people magically appear at his concerts.
Is your girlfriend sick of your Old Spice? Try some CB I Hate Perfume in varieties like Snow, Rubber Cement, Skunk, or Roast Beef. Coming soon: Gasoline.
Let Screenhead hook you up with some funny commercial shorts today.[ SH link]
Nothing says "honey, let’s take a trip and lose the kids college
tuition money" quite like big guys in thongs. Las Vegas to host a
three-day Grand Sumo Tournament.
that would prohibit gays, lesbians and single people from using
medical science to assist them in having child is withdrawn after
protests. Will be forced to use penis instead.
Andy Warhol’s film, ‘Empire’, is being screened in London for the 1st
time. It’s an eight hour single stationary shot of the landmark building.
Russia launches collapsible spacecraft. Plans to hitch it to their space station wagon.
Yahoo’s CEO belittles Google’s attempts at expansion. Asserts "his name is cooler, so there," takes his toys, goes home.
Secret summit of Santas has drawn up guidelines for girth, beard length, attire, footwear and general demeanor. Personally,I like my Santa’s like I like my martinis: Dirty.
You can thank Cityrag for this little Friday morning gem.
"the celebrity-duo quiz from Rob Manuel/b3ta.com"
Can you tell your Hinge from your Bracket or your Cannon from your Ball? (checked not worksafe because of question No. 10)[B3ta Link
FourFour recaps America’s Next Top Model again. Sarah shows us that our lives will never be as difficult as hers…she has real problems. Beauty problems. FourFour link]
"Mind-bendy, funny promos for Swedish MTV from Vardagfilm which inspire
in the viewer a feeling very much like the one you get from placing
your expensive new television in a piece of Swedish furniture that
youâ€™ve build with only an Allen wrench, canâ€™t pronounce the name of,
and has a least a dozen leftover parts, three of which are umlauts"
Let Screenhead hook you up with some Swedish MTV funnies this afternoon.[SH Link]
Pepto Bismol’s new slogan is "Pink tastes better than you think". Joint marketing agreement with Taco Bell in the works
Despite his booming film career, "American Pie" star Jason Biggs claims he’d be up for another AP sequel.
Still out of ideas, Hollywood plans to bring "Transformers", "Voltron", "Miami Vice", and "Dallas" to big screen…
George Clooney to remake "Network" on live TV; will play deranged
protagonist Howard Beale. Apparently, Clooney is a method actor.
Python bites off more than he can chew, ends up with indigestion.
‘Super koala’ habitat to be bulldozed. Nick Cage’s baby wakes suddenly from a dream, cries a little.
Charlize Theron was spanked and whipped as a child. I’m sorry… I know this is horrible so I’m trying very hard to read this without finding it hot…and I can’t do it. I just can’t. In fact, I’m going to end this post now, as I lost the ability to function properly.
Please excuse me for a moment…