Paris Hilton enjoys lying



One day she is going to shock the world. Just you wait…I think she has a good 5 years left to be ‘naughty’ and then she’s going to turn her life around and before you know it, she’ll be knocking on your front door with a pamphlet on how you too, can change your sinful ways. All we ask of you Paris is to be honest with us. I mean, if you have another sex tape. Cough it up…because you know we will eventually get our hands on it.  All your secrets are belong to us.[ I don't like you in that way link]

igod – repenting made easy



Thanks to the ‘Mike Jones’ test, I know this is FAKE. There is no way god doesn’t know who Mike Jones is…No possible way. Nice try ‘igod’….nice try.[ talk to igod]

Unless of course…he knew it was me pretending to be Mike Jones…and was doing it to F**k with me.  Touche, god, touche.

Rebecca Romijn Stamos O’Connell



That’s right people. Rebecca Romijn is engaged to Jerry O’Connell.

Since Rebecca and Jerry are arguably the most exciting Hollywood couple since Renee and Kenny, I thought we should list some highlights from their filmographies in honor of the good news.

  • Kangaroo Jack (JO)
  • Tomcats (JO)
  • DIrty Work (RR)
  • Joe’s Apartment (JO)
  • S1m0ne (RR)
  • Rollerball (RR)
  • Mission To Mars (JO)
  • The Punisher (RR)

BWE wishes the happy couple nothing but the best… and we also wish they never make another movie together after "The Alibi." Please guys? Make that your wedding present to us.

H&M cancels Kate Moss ad campaign



Fashion giant Hennes and Mauritz has canceled an advertising
campaign using British supermodel Kate Moss following allegations she
took illegal drugs, the Swedish-based company said on Tuesday.

The company had previously said it would still use Moss in the campaign
after meeting her to discuss the publication of photos in the Daily
Mirror which the British tabloid said showed her snorting cocaine.

Moss has previously denied taking hard drugs. On Tuesday  her spokeswoman was not immediately available for comment.

I wish to apologize on behalf of Kate. She’s so used to designer products that she didn’t think of  H&M’s feelings. Next time she tries hard drugs she’ll go with a cheaper alternative, one to appeal to the masses instead of the fashionably elite crowd. When one is used to rolling up hundreds to snort one’s habit it’s hard to switch right over to dollar bills. It takes time to adjust. Crack should be more H&M’s speed. Right?[Reuters Article]

Tuesday Morning Quick Hits



Tom Sizemore is trying to get networks to pick up a reality show starring
Tom Sizemore. Networks won’t touch it, probably concerned about the
speaking part for "Little Tommy".

Star Jones donates her Emmy gown to help Katrina victims.  Will be used as tarp for the Superdome.

Oprah ends war with Hermes, still locked in a stalemate with Zoidburg on the Western front.

Lil’ Kim checks into prison for perjury, prepares to truly find out if ‘she get licked once, she can get licked twice.’

Jerry Springer

  musical back on track in London. They were waiting for the pole-dancing conjoined gay twins to join the cast.

God already allows one awards show to promote the "homosexual agenda",
but clearly He will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond
the Tonys.

Halle Berry swears off men…but not making bad movies.

Survivor winner Richard Hatch pleads not guilty to tax evasion.   Trying to outwit, outlast, outplay IRS….

*1 joke pulled double posted on fark. we are geeks.