Money can’t buy you class…



Normally such a headline would be about Paris Hilton but this time it’s Stavros Niarchos III in the spoiled brat attention whoring spotlight. According to the New York Post, Stavros offered a homeless man outside of Burger King $100 to dump a soda on himself to impress his peers. I’ll give you a $100 Stavros if you let me give you a swift kick in the head. Come on over. Sounds like Paris has met her match. Fo’reals this time.[NY post article]

Boobs can only do so much!




, on her experience with therapy: "I respect knowledge of the
psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren’t an entertainer."
Hear that noise off in the distance? That’s the sound of Freud
surrendering.[yahoo story]

Now as a woman lacking superior boobies, it’s good to know that while they may be able to lure in innocent victims, get discounts from mechanics, aquire posh seating at restaurants and function as flotation devices in emergency circumstances, they are incapable of saving one’s psyche. Count it…that’s Ms. Simpson 0, Me 1.

I yam what I yam!



Oh, what is this? A house of ill repukes? Ooh, who’d bring me infant to
this den of immoraliky? Don’t touch nothin’. You might get a venerable
They’ve got me Olive Oyl and Swee’Pea!




"Can a washed up, has-been, old school aerobics instructor make a come back against the hot new fad of strip-aerobics?

Let’s Get Physical.[cynical smirk link] 

Wednesday Morning Quick Hits!




Gael Garcia Bernal
and Diego Luna, are forming their own film production company. Y tu mama, also.

Lil’ Kim
writing song lyrics while in prison. New album to include such classics as "Mah Prison Biatch" and "Lovin’ Wit A Broomhandle".

Jamie Lee Curtis
to stop making crappy movies, concentrate on crappy Hollywood parenting.

Highly sought MC Hammer library to go up for sale.  Now, U Too Can Touch This.

Comedy Central
picks up Futurama for $28.8M, or about the cost of a cheese pizza in the year 3000.

Alec Baldwin claims Kim Basinger turned daughter against him. Basinger argues that if he wanted kids to like him, he never would have made ‘The Shadow’.

Dolly Parton and Elton John to form a quartet and sing at the CMA awards. So there’s Elton John and Dolly Parton… who’s the 4th?

For all your Laguna Beach Needs



Can’t get enough Laguna? You’re in luck because this blog is nosy enough to keep tabs on the Laguna gang during their college years. See what you’ve been missing. Also be sure to forward it to their fathers…they should be so proud to know their money is being spent wisely.[Laguna Beach Hook Up]

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