"So I have a confession to make. I really wanted to like Desperate Housewives.
I really did. Before I started recapping it this season I even went
that extra mile and rented the entire first season on DVD to get up to
TVgasm tried real hard to be nice but failed miserably. Enjoy.[TVgasm review]
Sesame Street Muppet Elmo learns ‘H’ is for handcuffs. This link brought to you by the number 1010.
It’s one thing to be obsessed with a woman’s breasts. It’s quite
another to tell the media that you’d like to be reborn as Pamela
Anderson‘s "thrupenny bits".
station Nickelodeon putting up $30 million to combat child obesity. Of
course, this article makes no mention on exactly HOW a cable TV station
plans on doing this.
New York City tells Jersey drivers to stay home, or at least find an alternate route, for the next 6 years.
The new James Bond doesn’t like guns. He likes his martinis straight up. Man up, Nancy.
named philosopher of the decade by Britain’s Men’s Health magazine. "I eat donuts, therefore I am".
MMO gamer pays over $100,000 (real money) for an in-game resort. When
you live in your parents basement subsisting on cheetos you become
flush with cash apparently.
Distance between Earth and Mars will be "wafer thin" this Sunday. Just to be on the safe side, better wear a helmet.
"New York magazine music editor Ethan Brown investigates the shooting of
50 in June 2000 in his book Queens Reighns Supreme: Fat Cat, 50 Cent,
and the Rise of the Hip Hop Hustler."
Who knew 50 cent is just a big ol’ teddy bear? Turns out he ain’t so tough after all. Then again, this is so much easier to say when he’s not pointing a gun in my face fo’realz.[I don't like you in that way link]
"Tori Spelling is looking for an assistant to help
schedule her extramarital trysts and take care of her after her plastic
surgery operations. Naturally, this is the perfect job for many of our
Apparently daddy couldn’t help her out this time.[perez link]
Robert Downey Jr. is back. In other, more surprising news, Robert Downey Jr. is still alive.
Janet Jackson has secret teenage daughter with that DeBarge guy. Secret
meaning of "Who’s Holding Donna Now" can finally be revealed.
Zach Morris set to play media strategist on "Commander in Chief." Producers deny Screech-as-Chief-Justice subplot.
to encrypt this year’s Oscar screener DVDs, in effort to prevent piracy
of hot commodities like "Ice Princess" and "Herbie: Fully Loaded".
For the right price, Star Jones might just be willing to participate in an eating contest.
And lo, the sea’s turned to blood and the sky to fire, Ashlee Simpson‘s CD at the top of the charts over Stevie Wonder.
John McCain to guest star on the new season of 24. Reportedly will make
compromise between terrorists and CTU, declared traitor by that wuss
Today’s lesson is thanks to the letter "D" and ONTD.[ONTD link]
Just like the TV show, but 100% Live-er.
Paul Scheer, Doug Benson, Christian Finnegan, Pete Holmes, Danielle Schneider– they’ll be at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York on Wednesday November 9 and Thursday November 10. Will you?
Get your tickets here. It’s going to be a great show.
"The Khronos Project is an interactive art installation that allows you to travel backward and forward in time at the touch of a finger."
Fantastic find by Transbuddha. Check it out.[TB link]
Cityrag spots Madonna’s children playing. What a boring, productive, rich life they must live without television.[City Rag Link]
Tetsuya Nakashimaâ€™s Power Rangers parody is worthy of your attention.[screenhead link]