Paris Hilton gets in the slutty Halloween spirit!



There we go. I made the image safe for work… well sort of. At least my eyes don’t burn with hatred anymore. For the real deal,  I guess you’ll have to head over to the JJB for those "naughty" images that don’t endorse the kind of family fun mine does![JJB pics]

Rate celebrity plastic surgery



With any kind of surgery there is always a chance for error. Some errors are more fun to make fun of than others. So, from the comfort of your chair, enjoy mocking celebrity plastic surgery mishaps. Ahh… God bless the internet for making it so easy to laugh at people’s misfortunes without having to actually face them in person.[Rate ‘em]

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The Monster Mash



Media Data Corp (MDC) thought it might be timely to take a look at the frequency of certain acts of violence – 13, to be exact – in 100 horror films released since 1975.

So what are the "certain acts of violence" they were looking for? Here we go: bite injury, charred skin, decapitation, decomposition, disfigurement, electrocution, entrails, impalement, protruding object, severed limb, skeletal remains, transmogrification, twisting body part.

Not bad. The study concluded that 1) Impalement is the number one pain inducer, 2) Freddy vs. Jason is the most grusome movie ever (and not just because of the script), and 3) Doing a "study" on horror movies is a great excuse to sit down and watch all the Halloweens, Childs Plays, Jaws‘, and Nightmare on Elm Streets back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Happy Halloween indeed.

Check out the full list HERE to help you figure out what to rent tonight.

Tyra channels Paris



Tisk tisk Tyra. You are forgetting to supply your audience with nightvision googles. See this Socialite’s Life’s post for pictures of the real Paris and her slightly less skanky sister Nicky’s costume this year. It’s not exactly what I’d call skank-a-licious.[socialite life post


Charlize Theron Pictures from Aeon Flux



The official website for Aeon Flux, starring Charlize Theron,
has been relaunched with a whole bunch of new features. I think the
movie, which hits theatres on December 2, 2005, looks pretty
interesting, if for no other reason than how they’ve adapted a highly
surreal animated series into a slick looking futuristic action flick.
Of course, the sight of Charlize Theron in some of the costumes below
is also a motivating factor for my interest."

It’s a slow news day as Paris Hilton has managed to stay out of the news for almost 3 days…So it’s picture posting time of something random. This movie will most likely suck…but dear jebus is Charlize Theron gorgeous. She’s #2 in my books after Angelina Jolie, as being the most beautiful woman alive.[Egotastic! Pictures]

Friday Afternoon Quick Hits



As news of Rocky VI was so warmly received, Stallone to star in Rambo IV. Script for "Stop Or Mom Will Shoot II" still in development.

Prince Charles complains that it’s not easy being a Royal. Stops short before complaining about the castles, cash, and cars that come with the job.

If your name is James Stephens, the screen name JimStephens will not throw police off the trail when you look for young girls in chatroom.

Teen People publishes list of the Top 10 Most Egotistical Celebrities. No word on when the list of Top 10 Most Vapid Entertainment Periodicals will be released.