Aniston and BFF Courtney Cox totally diss Brad & Angie. "I like a
lot of people, but I am sooo not ‘in like’ with anybody." Seventh grade
Santana performs for sold-out crowd in Hiroshima. One concert-goer said it was the bomb.
Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine follows in the foosteps of Head, and denounces his old Satanic songs. God 2, Satan 0.
Derek Zoolander becomes a father. Jacobin Mugatu, The Spleen, and Mary Jensen unavailable for comment.
Martha Stewart looking for other Martha Stewarts to join audience of Martha Stewarts for Martha Stewarts new show "Martha."…and that’s not a good thing.
Rule # 1 â€“ Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own
Rule #2 â€“ Never use your real name.
Rule #3 â€“ Never confess.
Rule #4 â€“ No one goes home alone.
Rule #5 â€“ Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
Read the rest here. And I’m not totally positive, but I’d imagine these work at funerals too. Happy crashing!
There is no other
So treat Her right
I always Love Her
So treat Her right, treat Her right
I think it’s safe to say this is the best Mr. T moment ever.[link]
Director David Lynch wants your children to meditate in school. He
directed Blue Velvet, so this is actually pretty normal for him.
Al Gore’s network to show the most popular Google searches of the day
at the top and bottom of every hour. I for one am looking forward to
seeing "free naked Britney" scroll across my TV screen every 30 minutes.
Harrison Ford to stay on as chairman of Experimental Aircraft
Association’s program to introduce children to flying. Former chairman
John Denver unavailable for comment.
Florida State unveils world’s largest magnet. Heard saying, "I’m kind of a big deal".
Sean Connery to retire from films, fed up with Hollywood "idiots." Alex Trebek surrenders.
Well folks, Ken McIntyreâ€™s Leave It To Bush series is back and how can you go wrong with Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Walken? It’s a comedy gold moment in flash animation. Those of you living under a virtual rock can find the first two episodes here. Language may not be safe for work.[Episode 3 link]
There was a time when David Beckham’s right foot could do no wrong. Then came that missed penalty.Now, in the view of one eagle-eyed magazine editor at least, it
appears the most famous foot in Britain has committed another
Hmm. You have to be a little bit impressed. The guy just never quits. He’s accused of adultery every other week and he is still at it and in public no less. If this has any truth to it at all, Beckham better watch out or Posh Spice is going to cut his money makers off.[link]
If peeing your pants is cool, consider Fergie Miles Davis.
Luke Skywalker’s lightsaber sells at auction for $200k George Lucas reportedly wonders why he even bothered with
"that prequel crap."
receiving critical acclaim for remake gems such as The Stepford Wives
and Bewitched, Nicole Kidman signs on to tackle a remake of Invasion of
the Body Snatchers.
By the power of gayskull, errr grayskull, the first 33 episodes of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe are coming to DVD on Oct 18th.
once and for all that if you lose the carbs, you can lose it all,
Atkins shows up in court eager to show off its new, slimmer self.
Unauthorized translation of Harry Potter hits stores in China for 10
times less than what the official book sells for. Unknown if book is by
the same person who wrote "Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-To-Dragon"
Jennifer Aniston sends ex-boyfriends plans to sell toilet paper love note down the crapper.
Mints do the body good.[link]
- Paula Abdul – Fox brought in an independent counsel to investigate Paulagate.
- Paris & Nicole – They’re stuck with one another for another season of "Simple Life."
- Sweaty people – It’s not easy being a sweaty person during this insane heat wave.
So who is having the best week ever? You have to tune in tonight at 11 and all weekend long to find out.