Falls nicht, erklÃ¤ren wir Ihnen kurz deren Inhalt, der sich grob zusammengefasst darauf beschrÃ¤nkt, dass sich der lustige CharminÂ® BÃ¤r(Ursus charminii), das Markentier der Firma, aus Toilettenpapier eine HÃ¤ngematte zusammenbastelt und sich in Selbige hineinkuschelt
Don’t bother translating these pages (it’s obviously secret code for awesome), I’m afraid the greatness would only plummet. Just scroll through these pages and nod your head in agreement. Carry on my toilet-paper loving minions.[see their shenanigans here]
This ad amused me on at least two different levels, both of which concerned the color yellow. Odd.[Go Yellow?]
This is probably not the best joke to play on your friend while he’s passed out.[link]
Lindsay Lohan throws a temper tantrum at her Herbie premiere over her latest song not getting proper screen time. Meanwhile her uncle has been arrested for $646,900 fraud charges. Celebrity meltdown in…5…4…3…2
George Clooney and Lisa Snowdon have split up. Listen here America, you DO care that they split up. This is HUGE. It’s like the biggest story of the summer. They’re celebrities and HOT and….[fill in the blank] and…and….uh…you just care, OKAY! Stop asking questions and just accept it.
Some prostitute failed to realize that her newest "client" was wearing a police department polo shirt, had a police radio in his car, kept a spare undercover light on the visor and is currently on the Krispy Kreme diet.
Oh wow…That was a hard links post. I had nothing. NOTHING.
"Rope Jumping" is a very serious sport and these guys are the best of the best. This video is a must watch.[link]
Flash game of the morning, don’t spill the angry fat British dude’s beer.[this is a game?]
The American Film Institute‘s list of top 100 quotes is up, and I refuse to believe that William Shatner‘s "KHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN" is not on it. It’s blasphemy and I wont stand for it.
Granted, this picture was taken before the whole TomKat debacle, but it still must be weird for Tommy boy to see a picture of Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz hanging out together.
and don’t piss it off either.
Why in all that is sacred would you want to take pictures of it anyway? (Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure I’m not hurting Kirstie Alley’s feelings. When you name your show ‘Fat Actress’ you know what’s coming.)
Anyway, I don’t think that’s her– that’s the thing that ate her on that "very special episode" of Star Trek. This is how I will always remember my Vulcan Lt. Saavik:
But then again, if you want more of the beast then go here.
Oh and speaking of beasts, Brandon over at The Superificial dug up an old Titantic size photo ( which is totally not safe for work) this afternoon.
Hose happy pictures thanks to: