"Rope Jumping" is a very serious sport and these guys are the best of the best. This video is a must watch.[link]
Flash game of the morning, don’t spill the angry fat British dude’s beer.[this is a game?]
The American Film Institute‘s list of top 100 quotes is up, and I refuse to believe that William Shatner‘s "KHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN" is not on it. It’s blasphemy and I wont stand for it.
Granted, this picture was taken before the whole TomKat debacle, but it still must be weird for Tommy boy to see a picture of Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz hanging out together.
and don’t piss it off either.
Why in all that is sacred would you want to take pictures of it anyway? (Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure I’m not hurting Kirstie Alley’s feelings. When you name your show ‘Fat Actress’ you know what’s coming.)
Anyway, I don’t think that’s her– that’s the thing that ate her on that "very special episode" of Star Trek. This is how I will always remember my Vulcan Lt. Saavik:
But then again, if you want more of the beast then go here.
Oh and speaking of beasts, Brandon over at The Superificial dug up an old Titantic size photo ( which is totally not safe for work) this afternoon.
Hose happy pictures thanks to:
First of all, don’t pretend like the title of this post didn’t have you grinning from ear to ear.
Hasselhoff + Paper Airplanes = comedy gold
I’m often amused by the little things. String, broccoli, buttons, Tom Cruise attacking Oprah with lightening bolts….it’s the little things in life we should cherish.[link]
Daily Show: Rob Cordry explains drop in tourism since 9/11
My life would be incomplete without this video saved on my laptop.[watch now]
The Wedding Crashers wont hit theaters until July 15th but the promo-whoring has already started. However I can’t complain when they produce quality skits such as this MTV spot. Hilarious. If you already saw it on mtv, watch it again anyway.[link]
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Wanna see where ParisÂ² live? Don’t pretend not to be a little bit curious… I personally expected more mirrors and maybe a stripper pole in the party room.[link]
In completely unrelated news, Tom Cruise unexpectedly passed away today, only days before his 43rd birthday. Once again I feel I should remind you that I believe everything I read on the internet. So naturally this means two things, this report is 100% accurate and Xenu is pretty frikkin’ pissed off.