Tuesday Morning Quick Hits



Homosexual cowboy movie coming to theaters soon, to finally answer question "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

I pity the fool who wont watch this show. Mr. T is the new Oprah.

Matthew McConaughey, everyone’s favorite stoned bongo player, shares
his art onstage at John Mellencamp concert
; keeps his pants on this time.

Paul McCartney’s
latest solo album called his best since the breakup of
The Beatles.
By best, they mean the fact that the first single is
already a corporate jingle.

Bill Cosby makes hey hey hey over Fat Albert domain name, wins legal battle.

Leonardo DiCaprio to play Teddy Roosevelt in upcoming film. Hollywood may not be out of ideas, but they’re out of good ones.

If you notice SNL sucking more than usual this fall it’s because Tina Fey will be busy being a MILF.

Contestant on new Trump "Apprentice" is an Eastern European stripper
who bilked some guy out of lots of money. Sounds more like one of
Donald’s wives.

Screw you guys, I’m going to Broadway: Trey Parker and Matt Stone to pen musical.




Hotdogboy is comprised
    of two separate Earth beings, Rub and Tug. Check it out. [link]

What does it take to destroy an iPod nano?



"What does it take to destroy an iPod nano, and what’s inside this tiny
package? We wanted to answer both questions and strangely enough
answering the first allowed us to answer the second. We could take our
turns at purposely rendering the iPod nano broken, and then when it had
endured more damage than it could handle we’d end its misery with a
respectful autopsy. Now, we know that destroying the iPod nano makes
some (strange) grown men want to cry. Rest assured, you can still buy one yourself, and the local priest said all iPod nanos go to heaven."

These geeks go all out in hopes to kill the nano ipod, but it just keeps on ticking.[link]

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Monday Morning Quick Hits



Simon Cowell on his first sexual experience: "I think that seconds
might be too long a unit. I just wanted to get her out as quickly as
possible so I could tell all my mates I had done it". Hmm.

to star as lesbian secret service agent in new show on the
gay TV network. In other news, there’s a gay TV network.

Elijah Wood is impressed by the quality of photoshops on the Interweb that show him in homoerotic situations.

Disney signs Patrick Stewart to play Dad in upcoming "Bambi 2". Make it so.

Australian pop star
and English glamour model to try to upstage Posh
and Beck’s
over the top wedding, by using a 725-meter long train on her
dress and have a lifesize replica of her boobs for the cake.

Paris Hilton insists she has a low sex drive, she gets better traction that way.

Italian rock star
performs in front of 200,000. It would have been
200,005, but those 5 decided to just skip straight to robbing his house.

Tom Cruise tricks Jamie Foxx into attending 3-hour Scientology
. Foxx relieved that Cruise didn’t try the "penis in the
popcorn" trick.

Nathan Lane & Matthew Broderick to star in Odd Couple revival. I guess life doesn’t move that fast.

Weezer Jam Session



"E,O and the Spacebar for certain drums. Follow the guide to play them when they should be played."

This flash game has been around for a bit but it’s still a good way to waste 5 minutes even if it’s to Weezer.[play]




Before having sex, always make sure you have
protection. Legal protection. Sign here for the lawyer-laden world of
modern intimacy and give your Consent.

Hilarious short film on legally protected sexual relations. This is your must watch video of the day.[watch now]

Cooking with Bigfoot



The linked episode features Michael Jackson inviting Bigfoot to his slumber party ice cream social. This is one ice cream social I want nothing to do with. EVER. Cooking with Bigfoot features adult themes, cartoon violence and profanity and may not be work safe. In that case, I suggest you bookmark it and watch the episodes at home.

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