Peter Griffin is a Genius

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It recently dawned on me that there hasn’t been enough Family Guy on this blog. So, to alleviate that problem, here’s a clip from last week’s episode when Peter won a game of Trivial Pursuit. Sort of. [watch clip here]

I think I’m going to be singing the "I’m a tumor" song all afternoon. Some say its the catchiest tune since "I have no legs."

She ain’t no Hollaback Girl

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So the question has finally been answered: Who do you turn to when your heart has been broken?

Answer: Gwen Stefani, obviously.

A source claims that Jennifer Aniston has been leaning on Gwen’s shoulder while getting over Brad.

"Gwen told her not to allow herself to be portrayed as a doormat. She is encouraging her to get mad. She says the painful truth is, nobody respects a loser and she must not come off looking like one."

Gwen also told her to start hanging around a gaggle of young Asian girls and to find herself a mid-90′s alt-rocker to make her happy. No doubt.

Best Moment Ever: The Price Is Right Edition

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Description:
This is probably the biggest freak-out that The Price is Right has ever seen… and that show has seen its fair share of freak-outs.

What We Think:
We think you shouldn’t smoke PCP before going on The Price is Right. 

Best Part:
They break out the dinette set, and Daniel loses it.

If watching Daniel’s ‘freak out’ on repeat is wrong, I never want to be right. Ah. Memories.[Watch now]

Lost In Translation: Charmin Shenanigans

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Falls nicht, erklären wir Ihnen kurz deren Inhalt, der sich grob zusammengefasst  darauf beschränkt, dass sich der lustige Charmin® Bär(Ursus charminii), das Markentier der Firma, aus Toilettenpapier eine Hängematte zusammenbastelt und sich in Selbige hineinkuschelt

Don’t bother translating these pages (it’s obviously secret code for awesome), I’m afraid the greatness would only plummet. Just scroll through these pages and nod your head in agreement. Carry on my toilet-paper loving minions.[see their shenanigans here]

Afternoon Linkage: Sometimes You Gotta Make Something Out Of Nothing

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Lindsay Lohan throws a temper tantrum at her Herbie premiere over her latest song not getting proper screen time. Meanwhile her uncle has been arrested for $646,900 fraud charges. Celebrity meltdown in…5…4…3…2


George Clooney and Lisa Snowdon have split up. Listen here America, you DO care that they split up. This is HUGE. It’s like the biggest story of the summer. They’re celebrities and HOT and….[fill in the blank] and…and….uh…you just care, OKAY! Stop asking questions and just accept it.

Some prostitute failed to realize that her newest "client" was wearing a police department polo shirt, had a police radio in his car, kept a spare undercover light on the visor and is currently on the Krispy Kreme diet.

Oh wow…That was a hard links post. I had nothing. NOTHING.