Wednesday Morning Quick Hits



Hollywood, still out of ideas, making movie of slain rapper Notorious
Critics and moviegoers prepare to call it a notorious P.O.S.

No smurfin way! A smurf movie? Right in the smurfing theater? Smurf Yeah!

Ricky Williams
runs out of pot money, returns to Dolphins.

And now for something completely different… Monty Python to reform.

get naked in the name of art. Best misappropriated quote: "There was a
lot of standing around, waiting while Spencer got the right shot, and
it did get a bit cold – my mum’s lips went blue".

Darryl Hannah quits movies to save the world, just like in the movies.

Sarah Michelle Gellar wants to go topless in an upcoming movie. I, for one, welcome our topless slayer overlord.

Bill Gates laments that Microsoft now has a hard time
attracting qualified employees
. World’s smallest violin begins playing
in background.

Drew Rosenhaus, king of jackass sports agents, saves boy at Disney
resort pool. Emperor Palpatine dismayed that there’s still some
good in him.

I’m too sexy for this jail, too sexy for this jail, too sexy and frail. Sex-teacher Lafave may go to jail.

Former Black Panthers fought for black rights in their day and did a fine job. Their next obvoius step: selling hot sauce. They’re going up against the KKK’s "burning cross hot sauce", so the competition is going to be rough.

Dave Newfeld Gets His Ass Kicked



Shortly after Broken Social Scene took the stage on Saturday at the Pitchfork-curated Intonation Music Festival, singer Kevin Drew announced to the audience: "We just decided 20 minutes into arriving in New York that it would be a good idea if we went and bought marijuana. And Dave preceded to get the s*** kicked out of him by four policemen, ladies and gentlemen! He got thrown in jail for 24 hours!" And then, amid the jeers, came the kicker: "And now the Broken Social Scene is suing the cops of New York City!"

New York really hates Canada eh? Well, just expect an angry letter in the mail. Maybe even two angry letters. Just you wait. My homeland will teach you a lesson in pain. Emotional-heart-wrenching-prose.[link]

“Forgotten pictures of popular people”


Forgotten Celebrity Pictures


A little collection of "then and now" pictures for your Tuesday afternoon amusement.[link]

Coldplay Album Art Generator

You can now make your own Coldplay Album Art. Type some text into a box to encode.[link]

Family Guy Petarded Chart Generator



the "Petarded" episode of Family Guy, Peter does well at Trivial
Pursuit and claims he’s a genius. Brian challenges him to take an IQ
test. The result indicates Peter is mentally challenged. The test
administrator shows the chart on the right to explain where Peter’s
test result places him.

Change the chart to say what you want. I have a feeling I am going to be playing with this all morning long. It’s good ol’ Family Guy fun for the whole office.[link]

Also check out this video clip where Peter entertains terminally ill children. 

Lil’ Kim Pigs Louis Vuitton Pictures



Pigs tattooed with the logo of French luxury brand Louis Vuitton rest
in a farm in the rural area of China’s capital Beijing July 14, 2005.
The pigs are owned by Belgian artist Wim Delvoye, who has a staff of
local farmers and tattoo artists raising sows to use them as canvases
for skin art.

Cruel, yes? But we didn’t make the discovery, Just Jared did and that is our story and we are sticking to it.[link]

Tuesday Morning Quick Hits: In a half shell…turtle power?



WWE: "Okay, so staging a terrorist attack on live TV after the London bombings… not the best idea. Our bad."

Cocoa industry says chocolate is as healthy as red wine. I’m convinced!

GI Joe live-action movie coming in 2006, and knowing that is half the battle.

1999 Acura Integra tops 2004 "most stolen" list; continues to take
crown for "most primer-colored body parts" and "most often raced
against suburban minivans."

  Cleanup in aisle six. Singles are finding love at Walmart. (This is by far the worst news I’ve read all day)

Further proof that Hollywood is out of ideas: new version of "Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles"
to hit the big screen in 2007. No word yet on
whether Vanilla Ice will be available for the theme song.

Shariff don’t like it, but they want  to rock your casbah for free. Carbon Silicon make all their recordings freely available online.

Madonna shows Vogue magazine her "reinvented side." Readers of her 1992 book have already seen this side from several angles.

Tuesday Video Linkage



Raoul loves the ladies and the ladies love Raoul.[link]


Love can burn.[link]


I hate sweety. [link]


A motorcycle powered by 24 chainsaws.[link] (thnx to milk and cookies)


Yet another true story…[link] (thnx to milk and cookies)


Hidden content in Super Mario Bros 3. I think the point is that these levels are
inaccessible during regular gameplay , and could only be discovered by
scanning the memory directly. Or you could just check out Super Mario Physics.