When I came across these pictures of Mary Kate Olsen and her new boyfriend on a trampoline, I found it IMPOSSIBLE to not think of Harlequin Romance novels. Not that I’ve ever peeked at any of those ‘novels’ before or anything. But after about 20 minutes of searching through Fabio cover art in search for the perfect picture, I am having mixed emotions. I’m laughing hysterically but at the same time feel the overwhelming urge to take a shower. I feel dirty all over.
I feel so very naughty.
I’d like to sign a petition to have these two gentlemen handle all of the Backstreet Boys videos from now on. One has to love how the guy in the back doesn’t even flinch. [watch now]
Maybe the greatest commercial ever made. I have no idea what product this is, but I’m sold. I want 200 boxes right now.[watch now]
Having problem with your ebay packaging…this short video may help.
You ever have one of those weekends where you end up
hungover on the couch for, let’s say three to nine hours, and you
realize you have just watched Crossroads for the ..[continue reading...]
While on the topic of this celebrity trailer park trash couple, check out their not-so-trashy Malibu mansion.
Link thanks to:
The Phat Phree
Of course, before you download any of these, I’d ask that you go to http://www.live8live.com and sign the list (The Live 8 site will open in a new window). The reason these shows happened was to show support and put pressure on the G8. Do that now.. the list will be here when you get back.
Get all your Live 8 downloadable goodies here.[link]
Prince William EATS BABIES!
Danish pays homage to Citroen’s "Transformer" in this stunning send-up.
Haven’t seen the original?
The Original Citroen Version
The First Spoof
Madonna avoids Mariah Carey at Live 8, depriving the world of a much wanted catfight.
If you order from Amazon.com, your delivery person just might be Harrison Ford. Still waiting to find out if Chewie will be joining his side, this one last time…
Jenny McCarthy constantly erases tapes of herself having sex.
Only a handful of viewers are taking advantage of the Cinderella Man refund. Crowe resists the urge to throw phones at said viewers.
Dennis reaches hurricane strength; editors resist urge to include ‘menace’ in headline.
Bono calls Canadian Prime Minister "infuriating" for not making empty promises. PM tells Bono that Zooropa sucked ass.
LONDON – Three blasts rocked the London subway and one tore open a
packed double-decker bus during the morning rush hour Thursday, sending
bloodied victims fleeing in what a shaken Prime Minister Tony Blair
called "barbaric" terrorist attacks. A U.S. law enforcement official
said at least 40 people were killed and London hospitals reported more
than 300 injured The U.S. official spoke on condition of
anonymity because British officials have yet to make public the death
toll. U.S. authorities learned of the number from their British
counterparts, according to the official.[continue reading...]
1)BBC Live News Feed .
2)London Blast time line (bbc article)
3) BBC collection of pictures thus far.
4) London underground map
Whatâ€™s scarier, the new summer blockbuster War of the Worlds, or seeing Tom Cruise freak out about Scientology on the Today Show ("Matt! Matt! You donâ€™t understand!")? The answer: theyâ€™re both pretty flippinâ€™ scary.
But how much do you really know about the Steven Spielberg/Tom Cruise vehicle? Thatâ€™s where we, at the National Lampoon, come in. Hell, weâ€™re a plethora of useless knowledge and facts. Weâ€™re also extreme, compulsive liars. Regardless, we thought that youâ€”oh dear readerâ€”should learn a little bit more about the new summer blockbuster, War of the Worlds!
I….uh…I did not know that.[link]
Bonus quick linkage:
The Ridiculously Thorough Guide to Making Your Own Pizza
Girlfriend Fight Simulator
Road House DVD review: "Grab your mullet it’s Road House Time" (maybe the greatest Road House Review ever…well it would be if there were a bunch of reviews of this dvd.)
Think you rocked at the game Monopoly as a child? Play Monopoly Live in London.
Anyone else miss the video footage of a the Akron deer office space run? See the video here.