For My Next Trick…



I don’t think these two are dating. No way. I think Nicole is just part of Steve-O’s act now. So, what’s he going to do?

  • staple her to his ass?
  • snort her?
  • put her in a shopping cart and roll it into a wall?
  • get a tattoo of her on his inner thigh?

I guess we’ll just have to get the next Steve-O DVD to find out.

More pics of Steve-O and Nicole here, at A Socialite’s Life.

Hump Day


What should we start with today: The ‘Angelina is pregnant’ news, or a horrifying picture of Whitney Houston. Hmm… let’s go with Whitney!


The Boston Herald caption to this picture is "Whitney Houston makes a candy bar run in the middle of the night at an Atlanta gas station." Naturally. I’ve known people that look like that when they can’t get their "candy bars" in the middle of the night too. The woman just loves her candy. Loves it. Some might say she’s addicted to it.

Okay, so moving on. Yes, Angelina Jolie is pregnant. Brad’s the father. I think. Either that, or she got tired of adopting babies in Africa and decided to start really bringing "relief" to the region and this is what happened. I’m guessing it’s Brad, though.

Happy Colin Farrell Sex Tape Day


Well people, the hugely anticipated Colin Farrell sex tape hit the internet today. Unfortunately ladies, the anticipation turned out to be much bigger than the Colin.


I Don’t Like You In That Way has already watched it. All 15 minutes. I’m guessing more than once. You can click here for kinda-safe-for-work screen grabs.

Congratulations Colin. Definitely more enjoyable than Alexander.

One-Lita Nipple


Hide the children. Another nipple has reared its ugly head on national TV. Read about it here.


The perp? Lita (above). The perv? Everybody watching, and re-watching, and re-watching the split second shot of her nip.

Now, I’m not surprised the WWE pulled this move– the name of the show is Raw, after all– I just wish they would’ve pulled it a couple of years ago when Stacy Keibler was still wrestling. It’s a bit more unlikely that Stacy is going to pop out of her dress on Dancing With The Stars… but I think I’m going to have to watch anyway. Just in case.




"Yo, I’m just gonna like hit this ball right here, you know what I’m sayin? Pshh, y’all gonna hate the style I create, straight 2008. Now can i get my 5-Wood? Ha. I said Wood."

Federline hits the links. How much do you want to bet he asked the course for a ‘tricked out cart, yo?"

More pics here, courtesy of A Socialite’s Life.

Pokemon Kid!


Applications for the next "Numa Numa Guy" are no longer being accepted. We found him… or her. And his or her name is Pokemon Kid.


Wow… just… wow. 2006 couldn’t get off to a much better start.

A Quiz About Nothing



E! is trying to make up for rewarding Ryan Seacrest with a $21 million dollar contract by posting a good old Seinfeld quiz. Too little to late, "entertainment!"

I’m not going to lie, I think I’m going to ace this thing. Thanks to syndication I watch between 3-6 Seinfeld episodes a day, so I’m definitely still the master of my domain.

Take the quiz here. What’d you get?