Cop Channels Billie Jean

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How does that saying go again? Dance like no one is watching? Watch this cop get down with his bad self thanks to the video surveillance cam.[watch now]

He protects, he serves, and he does a mean robot. You can’t ask for more than that.

Free Katie!

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McLaughlin Cameron Designs invites you to join the movement to liberate Katie, a young, gifted, actress held captive by forces we may never understand. Even one summer of captivity is too long for one so bright!

After weeks of watching the poor girl suffer, the people of FreeKatie.net have had enough.

Remember: Don’t turn away. Your indifference makes you part of the problem.

Paris Hilton Pregnant?

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It could just be an after-a-McDonald’s-happy-meal-belly. Then again, she does have a reputation for taking off her clothes in public, so I think it’s safe to assume that she’s had sexual intercourse with Paris Latsis by now.

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Of course, this probably nothing more than another example of people
crying "fattie" or "pregnant with twins" the second a celebrity stops
sucking in her gut. But if it isn’t, I can’t wait to see Paris doling
out DNA tests on Maury in order to figure out who the baby’s daddy is.

Overheard in New York…

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Eavesdrop_2 So this is what happens when you leave your iPod at home? Wow… I had no idea.

Granola guy #1: So what did you do last night?
Granola guy #2: I watched Rain Man and What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? with Cara. It was Oscarworthy-portrayals-of-the-mentally-challenged movie night.

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This just in, eavesdropping is the new black. I love it. Which one is your favorite?

HOWTO make life-size Mario power-up blocks

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Mario_powerupA friend of mine (who is not actually me) goes by the name Poster Child when he is doing art in public spaces. He believes that our public spaces (sidewalks, parks, etc) have been taken over by ads, and so he battles this creeping loss of public spaces by placing his art in similar situations. Those are the politics! The result is a lot of cool stuff that you can just come across when you’re walking around town.[Continue reading...]

To think I was going to go to a bar tonight. Pshaw. Obviously my plans have changed cause I’m a girl with her priorities in check. Mario Power-Up Blocks = Priority #1, Drinking and socializing with friends = Priority #2.

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Oh and while I’m letting my inner geek out, learn how you can make a NES controller that’s smaller than a quarter.

Link thanks to:
BoingBoing

Cindy Morgan, The Interview

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Oh Cindy Morgan. I remember you all too well from the great films of my childhood such as TRON, Caddyshack, uh…Tron and umm Caddyshack. This interview  brought back a lot of memories. Had I not read it, I never would have known that you can’t swim and are legally blind without your contacts. Thank you.

Ah, Lacey Underall… you were a coked out babe to remember.

Morning Quick Hits: Phones, Angry Seals and infinite Darkness

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Russell Crowe apologizes for his phone throwing antics on the Letterman show, adding "This is possibly the most shameful situation I’ve ever gotten myself in in my life, and I’ve done some pretty dumb things in my life…So to actually make a new number one is spectacularly stupid."

So what was the previous number one? I’m not exactly sure, but I bet it had to do with 30 Odd Foot of Grunt.

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Seals can fight back too. Seal attempts to strangle a photographer that get’s too close to his baby daughter. Didn’t that photog ever watch the Discovery channel? You’re not supposed to get in between a seal and its baby. More photos can be seen  hereherehere and here .

and now for a new segment of the BWE blog…

Celebrity Words Of Wisdom:

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"Some things you can achieve through this job are amazing, such as making a sick child smile or raising money for charity."

This moment has been brought to you by Jennifer Garner, in a garter belt.

Tom Cruise is confused why people would believe Scientologists are slightly ‘looney’ and ‘cult-like’. You’re absolutely right, Tom. I knew nothing of Scientology. So I did some research and here’s what I found out…

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1) There is an evil space alien and his name is Xenu.
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John "Grease Lightening" Travolta swears by the Scientologist’s E-meter (Scientologist’s super duper lie detector machine).
3) The origin of the cult’s belief is that their bodies are inhabited by the wandering souls of fried space aliens. No joke.
4) Earth is called actually called Teegeeack. Years ago some stuff went down and  Xenu was captured and put in an electronic mountain trap. He still resides there… to this very day.

Wow.

and all this time I have been watching Star Trek? Had I known about Scientology, I would have signed up like 10 years ago. I will never mock you again, Tom. You aren’t so much as crazy as misunderstood. I suggest you start telling these facts about your religion instead of that lame ‘no drug policy.’ I have a feeling that Xenu will charm the pants off of any non-believer.

CHRIS KLEIN’S REBUTTAL

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Chris Klein: (pacing) Tom Cruise is weird? I’m weird! I am. I love women. I do. I love Katie. Still! I love a lot of stuff. Gazpacho. I’m pregnant with my lust for gazpacho.

Agent: Back-up.

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Klein:
I do wild stuff. Crazy. Like Charles Manson. Loco. Look at this
foot work. Should I stagger like this? I’m waffle batter. Pour me into
the crazy machine.

Agent: Come on, man. Wow! I’m either going to say "wrong" or "nope" the whole time. When I do, you will re-direct.

Chris
Klein:
Uh. Ugh. I seduce squirrels!!! I do. Out in the woods. I put
little bandannas on tiny wooden tables, pour ‘em a little vino, throw
‘em a couple of nuts and then, you know!! it gets intense! Swear on a
million bibles. Even get their cab fare home.

Agent: Wrong. But keep going.

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Everybody just loves Katie Holmes…and squirrels…