Chloe Parker would be a terrible role model if she were famous. Trouble is that she was about to be.
It started innocently enough, or as innocent as you can get on the dance floor of one of the hottest clubs in L.A.The nightclubs of L.A. are like soap operas, except they’re not Days of Our Lives; they’re more like Passions â€” crazy stuff happens, and no one bats a fake eyelash. There’s always some bizarre drama that plays out every night, and everyone in the cast â€” I mean, everyone â€”
is great looking, stoned, and/or drunk. It’s like a traveling freak
show that stars the youngest and hottest in Hollywood. It’s about fun,
and sex, and pseudo-danger.
Wow. Just wow. "Her first kiss, her first crush on a gay guy, the first time she saw Jimmy Choo sandals, the first time someone passed her a joint â€” all happened in a club." Can you hear that? That’s the sound of the world’s tiniest violin playing for Ms. Richie. For the love of jebus… If this winds up on a best seller list or Oprah’s book club, I’m calling it quits on books forever. Take a peak at what may be the worst book ever written. ever.. [MSNBC article]
On slow news days we resort to watching yesterday’s footage of the Daily Show. We suggest you join us.[CC insider clip]
Okay not so much WITH them as at the same location as them…but whatever…close enough right? Angelina… Jolie…baby…call me.[Cityrag Link]
Sometimes we just need to look at pretty things. Today is one of those days.[ONTD post]
I really think they should make a Paparazzi video game. I would want to be the Olsen Twin Paparazzi Tiger Claw Using Tag Team.[Egotastic Pictures]
FOX does it again. It makes us very very angry, as Arrested Development put on probation by FOX. Khannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Paul McCartney to beam concert into space. If the aliens weren’t hostile before, they will be now.
Harry Potter snubs fans and prefers to hang out with VIP’s. Voldemort would be pleased.
National Geographic sending Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue to Thailand for
photojournalism assignment, in an apparent attempt to finally upgrade
the quality of their boobies pics. w00t.
Ashlee Simpson seeking average Joe. Joe Millionaire, Joe Namath, and Bazooka Joe all breathe sigh of relief.
"Terminator" T.V. show in the works. ABC turns over control to SkyNet.
Chuck Berry sues over use of his songs for Karaoke. Japan surrenders.
Despite declining ratings, Trump is sure he won’t hear "You’re fired!" from NBC.
Day by day Nicole Richie helps make the world a better place…for you AND for me.[Hollywood Rag post]
Hey, what are you doing tonight? Nothing? Why not?
If you’re in NY, go check out BWE Live over at the UCB Theater. Paul Scheer, Christian Finnegan, Doug Benson and Danielle Schneider will be there. You should be there too.
Click here for tickets.
Go ahead and look. Admit it. You love those Laguna Beach kids. You know you wanna…[ONTD photo post]
He’s here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way. Lets all just cross our fingers and hope this movie is super duper.[Just Jared post]