Early Monday Morning Quick Hits



Jessica Alba is considering switching movie genres from super hero movies
to bad TV remakes, no word on when she intends to try the other 2 movie
genres of romantic comedies and Adam Sandler crap. And of course if that fails there, give Hefner a call.

Hip Hop Lyric expert says raps are really just verbal jousting, and are not
real threats. Tupac, Biggie, Jam Master Jay, C-Murder could not be
reached for comment.

In a move of sheer marketing genius, the publishers of Vogue ready to
publish a version of the magazine aimed specifically at men
relationships with women who read *gasp* Vogue.

Britney Spears plans to give birth to Cletus Jr. in $3800 worth of blessed Kaballah water. In related news, "Kaballah" spelled backwards is "naive". 

Did Steve Coogan knock up Courtney Love?…



He denies it of course. In his defense, can you blame him? Run and hide Steve. Run and hide.

Friday Afternoon Quick Hits



The 10 most embarrassing sex scenes.  Yours didn’t make the list because it was just creepy and awkward.

Carlos Santana likes to "calibrate" his personal assistants, if you know what I mean.

British royalty not amused by soft-core porn movie that features Princess Margaret blowing something other than her royal stipend.

French company selling books out of vending machines.  Snickers expected to be bestseller.

names wine after hurricanes. I hear it really blows. hardy har har….

Jennifer Aniston
invites none of you to the pants party.

Dear Ford employees, the high price of fuel for my yacht has prompted
more layoffs than originally planned. Sincerely, Elena Ford.

Snoop Dogg building successful youth football league in Southern California. Gives kids hope of being the next Randy Moss.



The following link is NOT-SAFE-FOR-WORK:


It has been about one year since the release of the original Top Ten Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics, and it is just as popular as ever. Despite the endless cascade of praise, criticism, and death threats — and the fact that Horgh has become the patron inverted-saint of Ruthless Reviews — I’ve been reluctant to compile another list. But, alas, the demand is just too high. And so is the volume of totally pathetic source material. So, with some help from the Ruthless Forum Black Metal Horde, I proudly present:(THE OTHER) TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME.

Best. scariest. picture. collection. ever! So frightening. So ridiculous. so completely unnecessary.[link]

A sneak-peek inside of what could be Jessica Simpsons new 10 million dollar home



The sprawling hilltop villa in the Hollywood Hills features a dramatic swimming pool, fountains and open air theatre. The home she reportedly looked at with husband Nick has a European feel with painted frescoes on several ceilings, decadent column pillars and grand courtyards. It also boasts grand sweeping staircases leading up to the front door and spectacular views of LA.

Must be nice. This following link will give you a glimpse of Jessica Simpson’s real estate tastes. I’d gladly come over and baby sit that pool. Call me, guys![link]

Can you dance?





What is it?

Inspired by Matt Harding,
is proud to present our first monthly video contest. Each
month, users may submit videos with the contest tag of the month.
Viewers may browse the contest entries by searching for the contest
tag. At the end of the month, the YouTube staff will review all the
submitted videos and choose the winner.

A great way to wake up this morning is watching these guys dance up a storm. I recommend you watch first the dance that inspired the contest first to see what it’s all about, followed by this Napoleon Dynamite entry. Then again, most of these videos are worth checking out and will probably result in you forwarding them to your co-workers/friends and remember entries are still rolling in. Enjoy.[video link page]

Friday Morning Quick Hits



Captain Kirk demands Rick Berman be exiled to Ceti Alpha V.

Eminem in Rehab;  Dr. Dre says, "Slim Shady, you a basehead."

Xena the Warrior Princess to visit Battlestar Galactica. Fanboys weeping in ecstasy currently unavailable for comment

Nude Jude, hardly a prude, screwed by crude pics that rudely intrude and prove his lewd dude was not in the mood.

Lois Lane protests against the war in Iraq.  By… becoming a US citizen?

U.S. Customs computers crash at airports after being hit by worm,
forcing highly trained TSA employees to process travelers by hand,
including Irish tourist Ben Laden O’sama.

Aliens prefer to use advanced technology to help a guy with a farmer’s tan get laid.

Get Your Daily Pink On



This is just a reminder that you should be checking Pink is the new blog every day for updates. Trent has been a Best Week Ever favorite for a long time and it’s about time Trent  gets some linky loving. It’s Pink, It’s witty, It doesn’t require a lot of heavy reading and it’s beyond fabulous.[Link]