AP says "The 40 Year-Old Virgin" should have another hyphen between
"40" and "Year," proving that anal retentiveness doesn’t get you laid
Garth Brooks to sell his music exclusively through Wal-Mart, proving indeed, he does have friends in low places with low prices.
Olivia Newton-John finds she’s hopelessly devoted to a boyfriend that hasn’t returned from fishing trip. She better shape up!
Tom Sizemore now has online porn site; "Shaving Ryan’s Privates" not yet a feature. (link to article…not site. You’re welcome.)
Former Rider of Lohan defends Lindsay‘s hate for all things food.
Scarlett Johansson was involved in minor car accident outside Disneyland, not hurt due to cushioning of two fully-deployed airbags…*snicker*
Barbara Streisand, puts her plans for finding the Triangle of Xenthar on hold, debuts new song against the Iraq War.
Deadheads want Jerry Garcia on a postage stamp. USPS worried Deadheads won’t take stamps off their tongues.
"After his iPod was crushed to death in his pocket, jammed against the
handrail of one of those famously cramped Japanese commuter trains, one
enterprising guy has taken protecting his iPod to the extreme: a
veritable vault milled from solid aluminium."
No word yet on whether 50 cent has got his in the mail yet…but I think it’s just a matter of time.[link]
Hmm it seems Paris doesn’t like Paris as much as she thought she did. Shocking. I’m sure it will be as easy to replace as her pet bitch was… the dog, not Nicole.[link]
I can’t believe I am posting this…but the new Back Street Boys video is pretty damn funny. The boys do an ode to Heavy Metal Parking Lot. If they would have started making videos like this years ago, I wouldn’t have still played their videos on mute but I would have at least watched them. This is your must watch video of the day, even if you have to put it on mute too.[link]
Link thanks to:
R is for rocket. S is for space. B is for birthday. Happy 85th, Ray Bradbury.
Hawaiians revive lost sport of "lava sledding". Reports that Darwin has
purchase a plane ticket to the islands are apparently true.
Halle Berry’s ex-husband cheated on her to save their marriage. Yeah, good one Buster.
When responding to criticism of his owning seven houses, Sting replied, "I want to live as normally as possible". Back off people, it’s not like he owns 8 homes or something crazy like that.
Always ready to stretch her acting legs to characters she’s nothing
like, Janeane Garofalo will guest star as an annoying liberal media
strategist in "The West Wing".
Cow jailed in Columbia after police cite it udderly responsible for moooving too slowly and causing an car accident.
It seems like it was only yesterday when Mary Kate was jump starting her trampoline romance but is she to get married to the giant already? Perez Hilton has the scoop.[link]
"But before the show we were ushered backstage to hang out with Hilary
for a little while in her dressing room. She was so incredibly nice …
she totally made us feel like welcomed guests, like friends. The first
thing she said to me was "I’m such a big fan of yours" — I about fell on the floor!Pink is the new Blog sticker and she put it on her wardrobe trunk! I can’t even believe she said that to me … she was so sweet to say that!…"
Trent met the Duff’ster this weekend. I think he’ll forgive her for not wearing pink. Pink is the new blog is blowing up big today, folks. Check out his picture post.[link]
Jessica Alba is considering switching movie genres from super hero movies
to bad TV remakes, no word on when she intends to try the other 2 movie
genres of romantic comedies and Adam Sandler crap. And of course if that fails there, give Hefner a call.
Hip Hop Lyric expert says raps are really just verbal jousting, and are not
real threats. Tupac, Biggie, Jam Master Jay, C-Murder could not be
reached for comment.
In a move of sheer marketing genius, the publishers of Vogue ready to
publish a version of the magazine aimed specifically at men in
relationships with women who read *gasp* Vogue.
Britney Spears plans to give birth to Cletus Jr. in $3800 worth of blessed Kaballah water. In related news, "Kaballah" spelled backwards is "naive".
Did Steve Coogan knock up Courtney Love?…
He denies it of course. In his defense, can you blame him? Run and hide Steve. Run and hide.
Just another tasty stick figured treat from Stick Figure Ninjas for the boys and girls. Check out the Fatboy Slim’s – Weapon of Choice video flash animation.[link]
The 10 most embarrassing sex scenes. Yours didn’t make the list because it was just creepy and awkward.
Carlos Santana likes to "calibrate" his personal assistants, if you know what I mean.
British royalty not amused by soft-core porn movie that features Princess Margaret blowing something other than her royal stipend.
French company selling books out of vending machines. Snickers expected to be bestseller.
Winery names wine after hurricanes. I hear it really blows. hardy har har….
Jennifer Aniston invites none of you to the pants party.
Dear Ford employees, the high price of fuel for my yacht has prompted
more layoffs than originally planned. Sincerely, Elena Ford.
Snoop Dogg building successful youth football league in Southern California. Gives kids hope of being the next Randy Moss.