Sharon Stone will lose cutody of her five year old son for one year, according to a bizzare divorce agreement with husband Phil Bronstein. Because of her hectic schedule, shooting five movies back to back, this is just not a good year for her to be a mother. She’s too busy taking care of teenage boys across the country. (Check out the Basic Instinct 2 trailer)
Unless you slept through the day yesterday, you’d know that the big news (that wasn’t Britney-related) was that our government thwarted a potential terrorist attack on Los Angeles’ US Bank Tower in 2002. Go team!
Now, we didn’t cover it here– because like I said, it wasn’t Britney-related– but naturally all the real, credible news services did. And so did Fox News.
To illustrate how devastating this attack would have been, Fox did the only thing they could: they showed clips from the Will Smith/ Jeff Goldblum action flick Independence Day. Really. Seriously. They did. Honestly, I couldn’t make that up if I tried.
I know what you’re thinking: "Wow! That’s exploitative!" Or "They really crossed the line this time." Or "Hey! I haven’t seen that movie in a while, maybe I should Netflix it." Whatever. Well, guess what: you’re way off base. This is something that should be taken seriously. Because I trust Fox News, and if Fox News is insinuating that somehow the terrorists have enlisted the help of alien space ships to attack the United States of America, I believe them.
Fair and Balanced. And movie buffs. Fox News.
Check out this awesome t-shirt design combining two things that have about as much business being married as Tom and Katie:
Emo Care Bears!
When he does the "Care Bear Stare". I wonder if his chest shoots out My Chemical Romance songs and old Hot Topic reciepts?
(via Our Favorite Uncle G.)
Some enterprising reporter at the New York Daily News has found the myspace pages for Bobby Brown’s children. The highlights:
16-year-old daughter, LaPrincia
Favorite alcoholic beverage: Smirnoff raspberry vodka
Would you ever be an exotic dancer?: "Ohh yess"
Have you ever danced like a whore?: "Yess all the time."
Fourteen-year-old Bobby Jr.:
"i can read but i choose not to."
Twelve-year-old Bobbi Kristina:
Screen name: "nimpho babb"
quote: "i love swimmin with hot guys lol (memories), i love
makingout, i love cheerleading, i love driving, and last but not least
i love BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!!!!!!!!"
Sadly, Bobbi Kristina’s profile had to be removed because people found out who she was. By the way, guess who also has a myspace account? We do!
deleted by youtube! laaaaaaame.
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There was a contest at gizmodo to see who could make the best music out of the sounds of failing hard drives. There are a few sample entries, but the winner was Hitachi Hard-Drive Project – Noriko Version.
Death has never sounded so beautiful.
(Thanks to boingboing.)
Jessica Simpson’s very best friend in the world, CaCee Cobb, was spotted getting hot and heavy with Simpson-ex Nick Lachey at an LA nightclub.
"The two were all over each other," says the eyewitness, who knows both Nick and CaCee. "Nick had his arms wrapped around her, and he was kissing her all over the side of her face…"
Sure it’s a betrayal but can you blame her? Nick is one amazing side-of-the-face kisser.
This Valentines Day, jilted Nicole Richie is showing the world that she’s over ex-fiancee DJ AM. While her ex will be having a romantic dinner with a woman, Richie will be passing out free samples of Diet Dr. Pepper at various locations throughout New York City. Nothing says revenge like passing out soda on the street. You go girl!
We’ve been watching ever awesome story in the glorious world of celebrities. Here’s what we’ve learned:
So that’s today. We can hardly wait until tomorrow…