Morning Quick Hits

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Russell Crow got all antsy in his pantsy again and threw a phone at a hotel employee. Sadly, he didn’t even have the dignity to give a cheesy movie line like, "It’s for you!" while chucking it. Come on Russ, we expect more from you than that.

Bobby Brown’s prerogative seems to include skipping out on a court date and getting a warrant issued for his arrest. If you don’t think his upcoming reality TV show is going to be the best thing ever, you’re on crack. Or he is. Or both. Probably both.

Brad Pitt had a 14 year old girl break into his hotel room nine years ago to spy on him & Gwyneth. Apparently Gweyneth was just laying there… which doesn’t surprise me at all.

Turns out MTV viewers want movies with skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills… Napoleon Dynamite cleans up at the MTV movie awards. Oh wait, they don’t air until Thursday, right? Umm…. spoiler alert.

Angelina Jolie tells the press that her mother allowed her to live with her lover at the age of 14. See, and she turned out nice and normal, right? Take that Dr. Spock.

From Chapter 6 of my bestselling novel "Things I Would Never Pay $500,000 Dollars For": A nude picture of Kate Moss.

And finally… wait. Hold on one sec. Go back to the Napoleon Dynamite thing. Isn’t Napoleon an MTV Film? I smell scandal!  Developing…

Monday Morning Time Waster

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I just spent way too much time playing this game. There are already 235 movies currently in their game database and it’s growing a quickly. How well do you know your movies?[play now]

From Logan to Paris– BWE Got em!

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Hollywood star Christian Slater who was arrested under accusation of molesting a woman on the streets of New York, has the full support of the city’s strippers; they claim he is the perfect gentleman.

‘It’s difficult for some men to remain calm when I take off my gown and reveal my 36Ds,’ Scores stripper Logan was quoted by The New York Post as saying.

‘But Christian always remains cool — he has never attempted to touch me inappropriately,’ another stripper, Paris added. 

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Want to see the lovely ladies who are standing up for Christian Slater? Tune into Best Week Ever tonight at 11, because we got them! You don’t want to miss it.

Friday Afternoon Quick Hits-r-us: Rent-A-Star, Harry Potter Gang, Beer Pools

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Ashlee Simpson is available for exclusive get-togethers for the bargain-basement price of $35,000 a song. Or, you can buy the CD for $12.99. I mean really, what’s the difference?

Gangsters, Harry Potter, Gun Shots. Hold up…Gangsters and Harry Friggin’ Potter? Something is fishy here…

Angelina Jolie Virtual Paper Doll? Dess the Jolie doll eh? I don’t get it… why would anybody want to ever put clothes on Angelina? What an awful idea.

You know it’s summer when the beer pool comes to town.

…and you know it’s a slow news day when Goldie Hawn makes headlines. Don’t ask me what it’s about, they lost me at "kids".

The Brain Freeze

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Everybody’s doing it. Or at least this guy is MAKING people do it. There’s nothing better than watching people knowingly hurt themselves on the internet by getting a brain freeze.

I hope it becomes some sort of cult. [watch now]

Runaway Bride: The Official Portrait

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The so-called Runaway Bride pleaded no contest today to a felony count of making false statements about her supposed late-April abduction on the eve of her overblown Georgia nuptials. Wilbanks, pictured below in a Gwinnett County Sheriff’s Office mug shot snapped this morning, was sentenced to 120 hours of community service and placed on probation for two years, according to a judge’s recommendation. While the Wilbanks saga will eventually fade from the public’s memory, we’ll always have her loony statement to cops when she finally surfaced in Albuquerque, New Mexico

The Smoking Gun reports on America’s sweetheart, Jennifer Willbanks. Finally, some closure.