Sandwich thuggin’ ain’t easy.[watch video]
Also check out these other video links:
Bad Conference Call – I figure it could have gone worse…
OK Go – A Million Ways To Be Cruel video- brilliant.
Video of Chris Tucker’s arrest – mirrors are tricky.
Today’s posts are sponsered by:
Jif Creamy Peanut Butter….
A friend of mine works at the Palm Springs Resort Hotel (that shall remain nameless) that Angelina, her son, and Brad were staying a few months ago. Although Brad had separate quarters, he may have also had himself a PBJ with little Maddox and Angelina . The employee got this jar of half eaten Creamy Jif Peanut Butter from Angelina’s room. She asked me to sell it for her because she cannot be linked to the item or she will be fired. Sorry, I have no "certificate of authenticity" because it was pilfered. Please don’t email me with smart a$$ comments. People buy fat, ghosts, grilled cheese sandwiches, air, toast with the Virgin Mary’s image, etc…This is no different , really.
US $1,500.00 ? Please…please email her with "smart a$$" comments. Please.[link]
â€œYou are bidding for Tom Cruiseâ€™s Blue towel that he used after he was squirted with water by a journalist.â€
I wish I could say this was the only thing I found today on Ebay that made me want move to Mars…or Xenuland…or wherever that isn’t here…but it isn’t…I have more coming up shortly…[link]
and I’m sorry for that.
On May 14th 1998, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer were sentenced to one year in prison for violating the Massachusetts Good Samaritan Law. Then, due to a series of sarcastic quips Jerry made to prison guards, and a series finale regarded by most TV critics as "Satisfactory At Best", Jerry Seinfeld was transferred to a maximum security prison.
That facility is known as… OZ.
We decided to post this old SNL clip because it’s Monday and you probably need a laugh. And because you probably miss Seinfeld a little bit. And because It just never gets old. Enjoy. [Link]
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Milk and Cookies
I’m afraid if I translate this album cover it will steal my soul. See more creepy album covers here.
Third World Products, Inc. was started
in early 2005, after Bono had visited struggling Third World nations. The poverty, famine and disease Bono saw made Bono weep. Bono vowed to be better
than the UN â€” to offer affordable solutions to the impoverished with competitive shipping and handling fees.
National Lampoon’s latest on Bono.[link]
If I would have seen this video in elementary school I would have made it my life long goal to become a police officer. Honestly, this video would have been enough to push me in that direction. Check it out, if you dare. [link]
Disneyland gets blessing of Feng Shui. Uh…I wasn’t aware that was a big deal for corporate amusement parks the size of small African countries. Good to know, I guess. Let’s just hope Goofy doesn’t go and F it all up.
Cable channel for gays and lesbians to debut Thursday. Big shocker: SpongeBob and Teletubbies not in lineup… yet.
Motley Crue to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. There’s no word as to if it’s near the Wild Side or closer to Home Sweet Home.
CNN suggests that "Internet Transforms Modern Life". In other news, beer is good, car accidents are bad.
Years after both are too dead to deny it, author claims that JFK Jr. and Princess Diana had an affair.
Voice of Piglet dies a few days after voice of Tigger dies. Paranoia rises in remaining Pooh friends as death looks to complete trifecta.