Who will be your next corporate whore?



"Match up your own B-list celebrity
with a retail giant and complete this set of advertisements with your
own Photoshopped advertisement."

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Thursday Morning Quick Hits



Tom Cruise infuriated by fake lecture posting, still okay about following fake religion.

Not only are flight attendants protesting the movie "Flightplan," their protest gives away spoilers.

City of London honors founder of first Curry house in the UK back in
1810. Also introduced Brits to "shampooing". Shame he ran out of time
to introduce "dental care".

Shirley Temple accuses Paris Hilton of taking
attention away from real actresses
. Worst case scenario, be prepared to
see Paris Hilton attempt to act.

Eight geeks charged for releasing Star Wars III on the internet. The force is strong in the California court system.

Kate Moss
‘devastated’ by drug controversy. Says all the tears are making it hard to cut good lines.

Gorilla Mask’s Annual “Web Tard Competition”



"Every year, the beauty of
the Internet glistens more and more, and not through file sharing
clients, search engine innovations, increased browser competition, or
even the collective sperm on keyboards everywhere.  Technological
advances are peppered throughout the cyber galaxy, but the true sugar
in the web’s virtual spice rack is its ability to apply not just a
transparent door outside the dwellings of introverted closet weirdos,
but place a ridiculously strong magnifying glass on its peephole.
That’s right, just like a bad science fiction movie, the ‘Net has come
back to haunt its creators:  No dork is safe from online exposure…"

Check out the current nominees and be sure to keep checking back at Gorilla Mask as the videos keep rolling in. Some will make you hate the interweb at large and some will be sure to make you the king/queen of the office.[ link ]

Wednesday Morning Quick Hits



Pamela Anderson files restraining order against deranged fan, unaware he’s the only one watching her new T.V. show.

Laura Bush to appear on ABC’s Extreme Makeover Home Edition. President sees chance to use bullhorn again. Cheney rumored to appear on FOX’s My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss.

TV writers stage protest over mandatory product placements interfering with their Nobel prizewinning tit jokes.

After this summer’s success of re-made movies…..get ready for Fraggle Rock: The Movie!

Your wife tries to sell your £100k , 35ft luxury yacht at a knock-down price. Do you a/ Negotiate a price you both agree on b/ Get an independent assessment, or c/ Use an axe to smash open valves below the water line to sink the boat.

You can raise their tuition, you can even make parking a nightmare, but you never, ever, kick their beloved 77- year old homeless guy off campus.