Britney Spears planning Broadway debut, provided Kevin can find a place to park the double-wide.
Death is all over TV these days. And yet somehow it has eluded those Laguna Beach kids.
Harry Potter casts spell over weekend box office. Get it? Casts spell? Annual news article fails to find refreshing take.
Courtney Love is out of rehab. In a related story, Courtney Love is on her way back to rehab.
And Bono says that his music will "last 100 years." Which is why I can’t wait for 2106.
Here’s the video everybody’s talking about. [iFilm]
What happens when you put our President in a room with locked doors, inquisitive reporters and no clear exit? Well, now you know.
I’d like to play this game again. Only next time we should throw a few more items in the room to see what happens. Like a big red ball, some silly string, and a bicycle helmet. THAT would be entertaining.
Link from Wonkette.
He may be a dog, and dogs may not have souls, but in this week’s Family Guy Brian shows us why he’s the best character on TV. If you remember the classic internet clip, you’re going to love this.
Watch the clip here.
As if you needed ANOTHER reason to go to Vegas this weekend.
BWE Live! At the Flamingo Showroom in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Get your tickets here.
And even though the weekend has just begun, Paul Scheer has already learned a thing or two. Check it out.
FourFour recaps another America’s Next Top Model episode and c’est fantastique. For beautiful people these crazy cats sure do cry a lot.[Four Four post]
Picks up after himself? "Sometimes. You know how it is. Guys don’t really pick up after themselves."
Picks up after the dog? "Uh… Oh man. If I see it first… But Bit Bit is
good now. If she was big enough, she’d probably jump up on the toilet and take a shit in there."
Whose your daddy? Lets hope your daddy isn’t Kevin Federline. Oooh la NO.[Just Jared Post]
TVgasm recaps this week’s episode of House,MD. Mmm…Gregory House can be my doctor any da of the week.[tvgasm link]
Remember Gawker’s Lohan-Lewis stalker-esque story from yesterday? Well, the story has been confirmed by Lohan’s reps and the Absolut Hunk has a less playful message for his much less attractive imposter.
[New York Daily News story]
Umm..Best Week Ever doesn’t endorse alcoholic consumption…especially not excessive drinking. But if you go ahead and drink to your heart’s content ANYWAY, you might as well have a Family Guy drinking game to aid your drunkness.[Gorilla Mask Link]
Step on up and get tips on how to piss off the paparazzi from Ms. Paris Hilton herself.[Cityrag Post]