Disneyland gets blessing of Feng Shui. Uh…I wasn’t aware that was a big deal for corporate amusement parks the size of small African countries. Good to know, I guess. Let’s just hope Goofy doesn’t go and F it all up.
Cable channel for gays and lesbians to debut Thursday. Big shocker: SpongeBob and Teletubbies not in lineup… yet.
Motley Crue to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. There’s no word as to if it’s near the Wild Side or closer to Home Sweet Home.
CNN suggests that "Internet Transforms Modern Life". In other news, beer is good, car accidents are bad.
Years after both are too dead to deny it, author claims that JFK Jr. and Princess Diana had an affair.
Voice of Piglet dies a few days after voice of Tigger dies. Paranoia rises in remaining Pooh friends as death looks to complete trifecta.
Check out BWE tonight. We have Lindsay’s favorite co-star from Herbie: Fully Loaded (not the car, Justin Long). You don’t want to miss it!
Best Week Ever: Tonight at 11 and all weekend long.
TOM CRUISE SQUIRT GUN REPELLANT SCIENTOLOGY TESTED
SCIENTOLOGY TESTED AND APPROVED ( NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS FOR ALL YOU PETA NUTS OUT THERE). GUARANTEED TO WARD OFF WATER PISTOLS FROM THOSE PESKY REPORTERS JUST RUB A DASH OF THIS ON YOUR FACE BEFORE THOSE BIG PREMIERES AND EVERYTHING WILL BE SWELL. TOM REALLY COULD HAVE USED THIS A FEW DAYS AGO WHEN HE WAS ASSAULTED BY A FAKE REPORTER WHO HAD A FAKE MICROPHONE THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A SQUIRT GUN
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I was forwarded this email today and normally I wouldn’t care about Martha Stewart all that much but thanks to the hint of cinnamon in my coffee this morning (thanks M.S. Living!) I was feeling peppy and that’s a good thing.
See the Superficial post for more details.
Update: THE INTERWEB LIED TO US! Thanks to readers the phrase "off the list" is said to be from Kathy Hilton show, I Want To Be A Hilton and not of the former inmate and master-baker Martha Stewart upcoming show.
I hope they find a way to reconnect. I too, believe in happy endings…albeit I’m a little suspicious that anyone out of Brooklyn could honestly "love the Sox and stuff". Read the whole note here.
"With Katie Holmes supportively sitting nearby, todayâ€™s Today
show forced poor Matt Lauer to sit down for a taped interview with Tom
Cruise, more of which will air on Monday. But we canâ€™t imagine Monday
will get much better than todayâ€™s segment; as Lauer put it, things â€œgot
a little tenseâ€ when Tom was asked about his anti-psychiatric views:…."
First of all I can’t believe I missed this. Secondly, I want to thank Gawker for giving the play by play fully equiped with a screenshot. It’s the perfect way to start your Friday morning with a little TomKat crazy in your cup.[link]
Update: Find the full transcript and video of the interview here!
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Sure we could laugh at the little guy for running, but be honest, if that guy came running your way you’d duck for cover too…he’s HUGE.[watch]