Smoking Gun Report: Russell Crowe Phone Fling Bust

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"In a move straight out of the Naomi Campbell playbook, actor Russell Crowe was arrested early this morning for allegedly assaulting a New York City hotel employee with a telephone. The Academy Award-winning actor, 41, was hit with a felony assault count and a misdemeanor weapons possession rap, according to the below Criminal Court complaint.

Sure, you knew about this already, but have you seen Crowe’s police report yet? You have to give it to him, the man knows how to promote a movie.

Lindsay Sings to Ugly Cars everywhere

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Watch Lindsay Lohan’s new video  "First", from the Herbie: Fully Loaded soundtrack.

[Just watched the video] I’m sorry, but did Lindsay just say "I want to come first" over and over and over again? That must be one hell of a Love Bug.

Must. Get. Mind. Out. Of. Gutter.

Six Feet Under & Out

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It seems like the last season of "Six Feet Under" concluded decades ago (thanks HBO!), but thankfully Entertainment Weekly brings you up to speed on those wacky funeral directors, the Fishers.

So what do I think is going to happen during the show’s final season? David & Keith are going to bicker, Nate & Brenda are going to yell, Claire is going to sulk, Frederico is going to stammer, Ruth is going to cry, Billy is going to freak people out, and George is going to to lighten the mood by repeatedly telling stories about his days working with a talking pig in Babe.

Oh yeah, and people are going to die.

That’s all I got.

Morning Quick Hits

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Russell Crow got all antsy in his pantsy again and threw a phone at a hotel employee. Sadly, he didn’t even have the dignity to give a cheesy movie line like, "It’s for you!" while chucking it. Come on Russ, we expect more from you than that.

Bobby Brown’s prerogative seems to include skipping out on a court date and getting a warrant issued for his arrest. If you don’t think his upcoming reality TV show is going to be the best thing ever, you’re on crack. Or he is. Or both. Probably both.

Brad Pitt had a 14 year old girl break into his hotel room nine years ago to spy on him & Gwyneth. Apparently Gweyneth was just laying there… which doesn’t surprise me at all.

Turns out MTV viewers want movies with skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills… Napoleon Dynamite cleans up at the MTV movie awards. Oh wait, they don’t air until Thursday, right? Umm…. spoiler alert.

Angelina Jolie tells the press that her mother allowed her to live with her lover at the age of 14. See, and she turned out nice and normal, right? Take that Dr. Spock.

From Chapter 6 of my bestselling novel "Things I Would Never Pay $500,000 Dollars For": A nude picture of Kate Moss.

And finally… wait. Hold on one sec. Go back to the Napoleon Dynamite thing. Isn’t Napoleon an MTV Film? I smell scandal!  Developing…

Monday Morning Time Waster

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I just spent way too much time playing this game. There are already 235 movies currently in their game database and it’s growing a quickly. How well do you know your movies?[play now]

From Logan to Paris– BWE Got em!

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Hollywood star Christian Slater who was arrested under accusation of molesting a woman on the streets of New York, has the full support of the city’s strippers; they claim he is the perfect gentleman.

‘It’s difficult for some men to remain calm when I take off my gown and reveal my 36Ds,’ Scores stripper Logan was quoted by The New York Post as saying.

‘But Christian always remains cool — he has never attempted to touch me inappropriately,’ another stripper, Paris added. 

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Want to see the lovely ladies who are standing up for Christian Slater? Tune into Best Week Ever tonight at 11, because we got them! You don’t want to miss it.