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LOS ANGELES – Kimberly Stewart and "Laguna Beach" star Talan Torriero say their wedding plans are off.

"It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment," their representatives said in a joint statement. "It is better to have a brief engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to share their time together and remain open to whatever the future may hold." [keep reading]

Wow. I mean, I really didn’t see this one coming. I thought with Nick and Jessica gone, Kim and Talan would take hold of the "When is this couple going to get divorced?" But I guess not. Okay, time to turn our attention to Britney and Kevin i guess. I got May 2006, how about you?



Okay, so you’re done with the turkey. You’re done with the football. You’re done with the shopping. What’s left???

Well, now it’s time to vote for who YOU think is having the Best Year Ever. Just CLICK HERE and click on the Vote Tab and make your voice heard. It’s just like the real election, only with more likeable candidates and your vote actually matters. What a great deal!

So VOTE NOW, and make sure to tune in to Best Year Ever on December 9th. Of course, to tide you over we have brand new episodes of Best Week Ever, so make sure you tune into those too (like tonight at 11, for example). You don’t want to miss it!

Foamy’s X-Mas Rant



This year, let Foamy be the first person– I mean thing– to let you know how sick he is of the holiday season. Unless you’re yuppie scum. Then he probably wouldn’t want to talk to you.

Watch the Foamy X-Mas Rant here.

Thanksgiving Fact #34219


We here at BWE are about to get educational on your ass. I just wanted to warn you up front.


While you’re stuffing your face with turkey and cranberry sauce and gravy and ham and whatever else you stuff your face with, you should be very thankful. Why? Because if it wasn’t for some politically incorrect farmer a few hundred years ago, we would all be celebrating with a Thanksgiving FAST and not a FEAST.  Chew on that.

If you want to learn more, pick up The Compleated Autobiography by Benjamin Franklin. And impress your friends.

Okay, we’re done being smart and responsible now. Bring on Lindsay Lohan!

Eva Longoria Says “Happy Thanksgiving!”



Attendant: “You only gave me a dollar?”

Shrew: “Jesus! It’s Thanksgiving. Be nice. F***!”

And she drove off. Yes. I swear it was… I kid you not… Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria. [full story here]

There you have it. The official kick off the holiday season: Eva Longoria cursing off a parking attendant. Now it’s time to start shopping.

Story from Defamer.

How To Scare Your Parents Over Thanksgiving



Thanksgiving, a time for reuniting with family members and scaring the living shit out of them. Since bringing a hooker home and introducing her as your fiancé gets pretty expensive after a couple of hours, we’ve come up with a cost effective way of making your mother cry. Just write the following entries into a journal and leave it lying around the house for concerned relatives to stumble across.

I’m sure most of you don’t need any help scaring the living s*** out of your parents during the holidays, but just in case– here you go.

Play your cards right and you won’t just scare them over Thanksgiving, they’ll be scared for many holidays to come. [From]

Barney Shakur



Definitely the best Mash Up of the year. BarneyTupac… together at last.

Now we all have to sit back and wait for the inevitable Notorious B.I.G. / Teletubbies pairing. Then we’ll get a REAL East Coast/West Coast thing going on here. With costumes. Imagine?

Watch the video here.

Let them sing it for you



This site will keep you busy for minutes! Have fun with it. Now granted, it doesn’t sound good when they sing… but neither does Ashlee Simpson, and that’s never stopped us from listening to her.

Let them sing it here.