"these morphing images are designed to transform when you change your
position. When your unsuspecting guests walk past them they will see
these seemingly normal "relatives" change into hideously frightening
creatures or macabre apparitions!"
Halloween-themed tattoos – That’s the spirit! It could be worse…it could be Christmas themed. At least devils and pumpkins can look hardcore all year round unlike Mr. Claus.[Link]
The Best of The Treehouse of Horror - a glimpse at the very best of Simpsons halloween specials.[link]
Star Wars paper masks to download and wear - Need a last minute
halloween costume idea and your a star wars geek. Fear not. These masks
are downloadable and totally wearable and this weekend you can get away
with wearing them in public. Yes, it’s safe to come out of the basement
again, friends. (did you honestly think I would find a way to throw in
a geeky halloween post?)[BoingBoing Link]
New Australian western The Proposition is written by Nick Cave, king of the Goths. Release the bats, mate.
Jean van de Velde, French male golfer, will attempt to play in 2006
Women’s British Open. Says he will even shave legs to play, becoming
first french male or female this decade to do so.
Kate "Cokie McSnifferson" Moss checks out of rehab clinic. In totally
unrelated news, industry analysts report the price of an eight ball is
likely to skyrocket shortly.
Angelina Jolie says she wants more kids. If breastfeeding and spanking are included, then I’m available for adoption immediately. Sure, I’m not from a third world country but we can role play if necessary. I promise to be the bestest daughter in the whole wide world.
Ford Motor Company will begin monitoring, timing employee bathroom breaks. Employees pissed, say it’s a crappy policy.
Mr. Sulu has caught the gay, probably from the poppies on Alpha III, but fret not as I’m sure Bones will find cure in the last ten minutes of the episode. On a serious note, that episode where Sulu runs down the Enterprise’s
halls shirtless, oiled and waving a sword, will never be looked at
the same way again. Ever. [yahoo story]
A lover’s quarrel.. "Sigfried you b**ch! Ztop it, you are upzetting zee tigers-s-s-s-s.
As if "Lost" couldn’t get any weirder, "Requiem for a Dream" director Darren Aronofsky to direct an episode. Charlie’s begun shaking again already.
Johnny Depp gives crack-addicted Kate Moss something any sensible person would: a mirror.
Bad: Getting caught masturbating on the job. Worse: Doing it to porn you’ve downloaded onto the company computer. Worst: You’re a cop, on duty, in your patrol car, and it’s the police laptop you are using.
Are diamonds really a girl’s best friend? For such a tiny little thing, we sure ask our husbands to be to spend a lot of money on it. I can think of about 480,000 better ways to spend the money. Then again Eliza Doolittle did say "Sing me no song! Read me no rhyme! Don’t waste my time, Show me!" Pfft. Well I know for a fact J-Lo said love don’t cost a thing.[ONTD's post on Engagement Rings of the stars]
So long as her parents don’t go and interfere with this relationship and he doesn’t go off and obsessively build her their dream house, Allie and Noah actually have a chance. Wait. Never-mind. I was thinking of The Notebook. Well…still…I hope one of them doesn’t get deported back to Canada, I want this one to work damnit.[Pictures of the happy couple thanks to egotastic!]
A few weeks ago I was talking with my roommate.
I can’t remember what it was about, but somehow the topic of carrots
came up. Now, my roommate is a friggin genius about all things medical
and conspiratal. If it involves the two together, he is a super genius.
Don’t even get him started about how the government is rigging football
games to control the population, because it will blow your mind.
So yeah, carrots. He tells me that if someone eats a whole lot of
carrots, they will turn orange for a while. I find it hard to believe,
but he is always right about such things. It’s also important to note
that he doesn’t actually specify how many carrots or for how long one
would turn orange. For all I know at this point, it could be following
the, "you are what you eat" principle and turning you into an actual carrot."
I don’t think you can call this a ‘brilliant’ plan but it does sort of makes you thank the internet for allowing us to see others do stupid things for our reading enjoyment from the comfort of our own bedroom/office/cubicle/basement. [orange man's site]
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Sure if we listed anyone’s boyfriends/girlfriends for the past 10 or so years, the list might wind up being rather long… but the news is lacking today and it’s fun to pick on witches. I mean women. I mean celebrities.[JJB picture post]
Tori Spelling to judge dog costume contest after winning it three years in a row.
People upset that 50 Cent‘s new movie promotes gun violence, costs more than 50Â¢ for admission.
Rapper DMX faces prison time for violating his parole. Considers filing
insanity plea because y’all gonna make him lose his mind up in here.
Postcards of bikini-clad beauties frolicking on Rio‘s famed beaches may
soon be banned in effort to discourage sex tourism. Blame it on Rio.