Friday Quick Hits



Mike Myers has sign ed on to play The Who’s Keith Moon in a biopic. If he’s half as good doing Keith as he was doing Mick Jagger on SNL, we’re all in for a treat.

According to a poll in Empire magazine, the worst sex scene ever on film was Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan’s pool romp in "Showgirls." Which is shocking, because besides that "Showgirls" is such an incredible movie.

Tara Reid is close to breaking point. This should make for a "very special" episode of Taradise. Well, more special than normal.

Constantine from "American Idol" signs abc sitcom deal. Probably because heaven didn’t want him, hell won’t take him, and Earth needs him. Or something like that.

The inventor of Valium has passed away. Friends and family try their best to muster up a reaction.

George vs. Rita



"Use your Dragonzord!!"

Finally, an accurate depiction of how our President handled Hurricane Rita. I had no idea how big this thing was… apparently it involved Power Rangers, Dick Cheney, and the Terminator. Who knew?? Read all about it here.

Link thanks to GorillaMask

Shining: It’s heartwarming



FInally, a feel good comedy that the whole family can agree on. "Shining."  Check out the trailer for this beautifully shot Jack Nicholson piece here.

This is definitely the best piece of editing I’ve seen in quite some time. I wonder what other movie trailers would look like if they got a similar treatment?

Who will be your next corporate whore?



"Match up your own B-list celebrity
with a retail giant and complete this set of advertisements with your
own Photoshopped advertisement."

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Thursday Morning Quick Hits



Tom Cruise infuriated by fake lecture posting, still okay about following fake religion.

Not only are flight attendants protesting the movie "Flightplan," their protest gives away spoilers.

City of London honors founder of first Curry house in the UK back in
1810. Also introduced Brits to "shampooing". Shame he ran out of time
to introduce "dental care".

Shirley Temple accuses Paris Hilton of taking
attention away from real actresses
. Worst case scenario, be prepared to
see Paris Hilton attempt to act.

Eight geeks charged for releasing Star Wars III on the internet. The force is strong in the California court system.

Kate Moss
‘devastated’ by drug controversy. Says all the tears are making it hard to cut good lines.