George vs. Rita



"Use your Dragonzord!!"

Finally, an accurate depiction of how our President handled Hurricane Rita. I had no idea how big this thing was… apparently it involved Power Rangers, Dick Cheney, and the Terminator. Who knew?? Read all about it here.

Link thanks to GorillaMask

Shining: It’s heartwarming



FInally, a feel good comedy that the whole family can agree on. "Shining."  Check out the trailer for this beautifully shot Jack Nicholson piece here.

This is definitely the best piece of editing I’ve seen in quite some time. I wonder what other movie trailers would look like if they got a similar treatment?

Who will be your next corporate whore?



"Match up your own B-list celebrity
with a retail giant and complete this set of advertisements with your
own Photoshopped advertisement."

Play JustJared’s contest and win yourself an Elizabethan prize pack.[jj link]

Thursday Morning Quick Hits



Tom Cruise infuriated by fake lecture posting, still okay about following fake religion.

Not only are flight attendants protesting the movie "Flightplan," their protest gives away spoilers.

City of London honors founder of first Curry house in the UK back in
1810. Also introduced Brits to "shampooing". Shame he ran out of time
to introduce "dental care".

Shirley Temple accuses Paris Hilton of taking
attention away from real actresses
. Worst case scenario, be prepared to
see Paris Hilton attempt to act.

Eight geeks charged for releasing Star Wars III on the internet. The force is strong in the California court system.

Kate Moss
‘devastated’ by drug controversy. Says all the tears are making it hard to cut good lines.

Gorilla Mask’s Annual “Web Tard Competition”



"Every year, the beauty of
the Internet glistens more and more, and not through file sharing
clients, search engine innovations, increased browser competition, or
even the collective sperm on keyboards everywhere.  Technological
advances are peppered throughout the cyber galaxy, but the true sugar
in the web’s virtual spice rack is its ability to apply not just a
transparent door outside the dwellings of introverted closet weirdos,
but place a ridiculously strong magnifying glass on its peephole.
That’s right, just like a bad science fiction movie, the ‘Net has come
back to haunt its creators:  No dork is safe from online exposure…"

Check out the current nominees and be sure to keep checking back at Gorilla Mask as the videos keep rolling in. Some will make you hate the interweb at large and some will be sure to make you the king/queen of the office.[ link ]