This is probably not the best joke to play on your friend while he’s passed out.[link]
Lindsay Lohan throws a temper tantrum at her Herbie premiere over her latest song not getting proper screen time. Meanwhile her uncle has been arrested for $646,900 fraud charges. Celebrity meltdown in…5…4…3…2
George Clooney and Lisa Snowdon have split up. Listen here America, you DO care that they split up. This is HUGE. It’s like the biggest story of the summer. They’re celebrities and HOT and….[fill in the blank] and…and….uh…you just care, OKAY! Stop asking questions and just accept it.
Some prostitute failed to realize that her newest "client" was wearing a police department polo shirt, had a police radio in his car, kept a spare undercover light on the visor and is currently on the Krispy Kreme diet.
Oh wow…That was a hard links post. I had nothing. NOTHING.
See full here.
"Rope Jumping" is a very serious sport and these guys are the best of the best. This video is a must watch.[link]
Flash game of the morning, don’t spill the angry fat British dude’s beer.[this is a game?]
The American Film Institute‘s list of top 100 quotes is up, and I refuse to believe that William Shatner‘s "KHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN" is not on it. It’s blasphemy and I wont stand for it.
Granted, this picture was taken before the whole TomKat debacle, but it still must be weird for Tommy boy to see a picture of Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz hanging out together.
and don’t piss it off either.
Why in all that is sacred would you want to take pictures of it anyway? (Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure I’m not hurting Kirstie Alley’s feelings. When you name your show ‘Fat Actress’ you know what’s coming.)
Anyway, I don’t think that’s her– that’s the thing that ate her on that "very special episode" of Star Trek. This is how I will always remember my Vulcan Lt. Saavik:
But then again, if you want more of the beast then go here.
Oh and speaking of beasts, Brandon over at The Superificial dug up an old Titantic size photo ( which is totally not safe for work) this afternoon.
Hose happy pictures thanks to:
First of all, don’t pretend like the title of this post didn’t have you grinning from ear to ear.
Hasselhoff + Paper Airplanes = comedy gold
I’m often amused by the little things. String, broccoli, buttons, Tom Cruise attacking Oprah with lightening bolts….it’s the little things in life we should cherish.[link]