Friday Afternoon Quick Hits



Donald Trump whines that Martha Stewart’s Apprentice ratings are hurting his, apparently forgetting he is the exec. producer for both shows.

Today’s case of "Is that a metaphor or not ?" brought to you by ABC News : David Letterman and Madonna "go horse riding".

Dennis Rodman
once rushed from a craps table in Vegas to New York after Madonna placed urgent call telling him she’s ovulating; who said chivalry is dead?

Rod Stewart announces to the world he’ll take a year off when his baby is born; world encourages him to have plenty more children.

Best Friends Forever



….especially if that friendship will help sell upcoming albums, movies, and television shows. ONTD gives us the latest Paris and Nicole gossip.[ONTD Link]

Friday Morning Quick Hits



Tonight Show bandleader Kevin Eubanks thanks LA Firefighters for saving
his home
. Firefighters in turn ask Eubanks to save them from Jay Leno.

Miss America 
pageant still looking for home. Organizers would like to inform you in advance that "your lap" isn’t large enough. Pfft. Men.

Heavily-armed clowns rob donut store in Everett. Police looking for two
suspects described as having white faces, red noses and wide grins, may
be driving a teeny-tiny little car.

Upcoming ‘very special episode’ of Extreme Home Makeover to include a
$500k home for a convicted armed robber
. Ty: "You had me crying at ‘two
DUI convictions”.

Michael Jackson moving to Bahrain after successfully mastering Arabic
phrases inlcuding "Hello", "I am well, and you?" and "How much for the
little boy?"

Just because you’re dead in your car in a mall parking lot doesn’t give you the right to park there for as long as you want.

Google‘s quarterly profit sends shares up 10%. Al Gore waiting for royalties.

Mattel set to revamp Barbie’s Ken in effort to make him cool and hip to
young girls.
Ken crosses his fingers for "Extreme Makeover: Genitalia

Thursday Afternoon Quick Hits



Sensing a backslide into irrelevance, Jon Bon Jovi tosses verbal  jab at Madonna’s mothering skills. Considers insulting her  acting skills as well, but thwarted by the enormous glass house
he lives in.

Burt Bacharach writes anti-war song. To be covered by  upcoming American Idol contestants in a medley with "Wishin and Hopin", "Raindrops Keep Falling" and "Say a Little Prayer".

Michael Jackson called for jury duty. Expected to giggle like a schoolgirl when asked if he can be fair and impartial.

You can argue all day long about legalizing marijuana, but if your throw a pot plant over a fence where it lands on a passing cop you basically deserve whatever you get.

A&E Gets Sex-Change-tastical!



"The brother of Courtney Cox’s husband David Arquette, actor Alexis Arquette, is to become a woman in two months. He will be filmed as he goes through therapy sessions before having
hormone injections and then the operation. His brother David and sister
Patricia will also appear in the recording. He has already received the
go-ahead from psychiatrists to proceed with the operation."

A&E you say? I thought this was more up FOX’s alley. Regardless, I will watch and be delighted that television has given birth to a new all time low of bad reality tv programming. What will they think of next? [softpedia article]

Roses have thorns



This is by far my favourite Rose. I just wish it wouldn’t do things like date Marylin Manson or you know go and get arrested at a Tmobile party.[CityRag Scoop]