Britney Spears pregnant with twins AND she’s denies any involvement in a (very toxic) naked Vanity Fair cover? The whole world’s gone to hell But how are you? (picture thanks to the Gallery of the Absurd)
Natalie Portman’s new (bald) look leads to police suspicion. The last Portman role that resulted in this much police activity was when she played Marty in "Beautiful Girls," but that was for a TOTALLY different reason.
The Williams sisters are battling each other again, only this time it’s not over some squishy balls. Oh no, this time they are fighting for the same role in the upcoming X-men 3 movie. The role you ask? A bi-sexual hooker. It’s a proud moment at the Williams house today…
A birthday party, a stripper, parenting classes, and 2 years probation. What did you do for juniors sweet 16?
Pauly Shore will send you $1 if you don’t laugh at his new TV show on TBS. And I’ll send you $5 if you do. Hmm, I wonder who’s going to end up losing more money…
Whorehouse Days festival cancelled. Some city councils have no sense of adventure…
When I came across these pictures of Mary Kate Olsen and her new boyfriend on a trampoline, I found it IMPOSSIBLE to not think of Harlequin Romance novels. Not that I’ve ever peeked at any of those ‘novels’ before or anything. But after about 20 minutes of searching through Fabio cover art in search for the perfect picture, I am having mixed emotions. I’m laughing hysterically but at the same time feel the overwhelming urge to take a shower. I feel dirty all over.
I feel so very naughty.
I’d like to sign a petition to have these two gentlemen handle all of the Backstreet Boys videos from now on. One has to love how the guy in the back doesn’t even flinch. [watch now]
Maybe the greatest commercial ever made. I have no idea what product this is, but I’m sold. I want 200 boxes right now.[watch now]
Having problem with your ebay packaging…this short video may help.
You ever have one of those weekends where you end up
hungover on the couch for, let’s say three to nine hours, and you
realize you have just watched Crossroads for the ..[continue reading...]
While on the topic of this celebrity trailer park trash couple, check out their not-so-trashy Malibu mansion.
Link thanks to:
The Phat Phree
Of course, before you download any of these, I’d ask that you go to http://www.live8live.com and sign the list (The Live 8 site will open in a new window). The reason these shows happened was to show support and put pressure on the G8. Do that now.. the list will be here when you get back.
Get all your Live 8 downloadable goodies here.[link]
Prince William EATS BABIES!
Danish pays homage to Citroen’s "Transformer" in this stunning send-up.
Haven’t seen the original?
The Original Citroen Version
The First Spoof
Madonna avoids Mariah Carey at Live 8, depriving the world of a much wanted catfight.
If you order from Amazon.com, your delivery person just might be Harrison Ford. Still waiting to find out if Chewie will be joining his side, this one last time…
Jenny McCarthy constantly erases tapes of herself having sex.
Only a handful of viewers are taking advantage of the Cinderella Man refund. Crowe resists the urge to throw phones at said viewers.
Dennis reaches hurricane strength; editors resist urge to include ‘menace’ in headline.
Bono calls Canadian Prime Minister "infuriating" for not making empty promises. PM tells Bono that Zooropa sucked ass.
LONDON – Three blasts rocked the London subway and one tore open a
packed double-decker bus during the morning rush hour Thursday, sending
bloodied victims fleeing in what a shaken Prime Minister Tony Blair
called "barbaric" terrorist attacks. A U.S. law enforcement official
said at least 40 people were killed and London hospitals reported more
than 300 injured The U.S. official spoke on condition of
anonymity because British officials have yet to make public the death
toll. U.S. authorities learned of the number from their British
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1)BBC Live News Feed .
2)London Blast time line (bbc article)
3) BBC collection of pictures thus far.
4) London underground map