Yeah, we know most of you have seen some of these things already, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t share them with the rest of the class, right? Right.
1) Do you know when your favorite character’s birthday is? Do you even care?
2) The Jerry Seinfeld Dictionary of Terms and Phrases. Who are these people?
3) Jonny learns how to skate. Oh yeah, and ‘Jonny’ is a grasshopper.
4) Play the Virgin game. Guess who is and who isn’t….
5) The single worst thing ever. There’s a special place in hell for people like this.
6) Oh, and if you haven’t already done so, the time is now to make David Lynch is your weatherman. He’s doing them daily.
Theme: Movie Titles 5 – Movie Titles Made Real.
"BATMAN BEGINS" by cesarvanbeuren:
See the rest of the entries here.
If fiction can be regarded as a culture’s
subconscious, then it’s clear that we are a nation obsessed with the
very rich. From avaricious caricatures like The Simpsons’ Montgomery Burns to literary character studies like F. Scott Fitzgerald‘s Jay Gatsby,
our culture–both high and low–is littered with images of billionaires
and tycoons. Some characters are intentional riffs on real-life
counterparts, most famously Orson Welles‘ blistering portrayal of William Randolph Hearst in Citizen Kane.
Willie Wonka is beating Lex Luthor? More here.
Scientists create zombie dogs. Thank God, I can’t see any bad coming out of this one…
Apparently he’s packing more than four: Film-makers felt the need to make Mr. Fantastic’s package a little less fantastic. Meanwhile, the Burger King website is now promoting a Fantastic Four "build your own comic book" online. To pass the time while waiting for the movie release, geeks everywhere are creaming their jeans in their basements.
Madame Tussauds’ will immortalize you in wax for a mere $300,000 and for an extra $10,000 they will give you Mr. Fantastic’s package.
Man pleads guilty to stealing Rod Stewart’s Dodge. In other news, Rod Stewart drives a Dodge. When reached for comment Stewart declared, "I drive a Dodge Stratus! People are scared of me!"
Prince Charles‘ income rose by 11% last year. Blew it on lackeys, flunkeys and marrying a horse.
Someone was stupid enough to pay $350,000 to have lunch with Warren Buffet. Buffet of course plans to discuss the secret to his success. Lesson number one: let’s try not to piss 350,000 dollars away on lunch with an old rich white guy."
Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas reportedly got herself engaged. The Black Eyed Peas will perform at the wedding, which I believe is called "foreshadowing."
By now everybody’s seen the blog I Hate Horses and either laughed at the absolute ridiculous-ness of the whole thing or gotten incredibly angry and offended.
Well, no matter where you stand on the whole horse issue, I think we can all agree on one thing: This is AWESOME.
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, I think now we know who’s boss.
Ben does what he has to do to ensure that his kid doesn’t end up a bastard like his old man. [full story here]
Best of luck to the happy couple. We sincerely mean that*.
*Okay, let’s be honest, we’re also sincerely looking forward to watching this thing unravel. How long do you give them? 6 months? A year? 2 years? We’re talking about Ben Affleck here, you know he’s going to do something stupid. Can’t wait to see what it is. But until then, best of luck.
Jessica Simpson has been branded "slutty" by Christian groups. While they were at it, they also branded Harvey Firestein a â€œhomosexualâ€ and RuPaul â€œnot a chick.â€
Sharon Stone is bored of fame. Catwoman has a habit of doing that to people.
Coldplay will duet with former The Verve frontman Richard Ashcroft at Live 8. All proceeds will go directly to the Rolling Stones.
ABC has pulled an upcoming reality series in which people vie to win a house in a white neighborhood. The decision was brought down directly from The Man.
More details about the upcoming Death Cab album have been released. The album focuses on themes like heart break and death, but I WILL CUT YOU if you call them emo!
Ranger’s Pitcher Kenny Rogers went ballastic on a cameraman. Insert Kenny Rogers joke here. I’m going with, "You’ve got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, and know when to throw their camera to the ground and yell about it." Thank you.
And finally, today is petition day:
1) Get Lindsay Lohan a ham and cheese sammach petition.
2) Petition to revoke Tom Cruise’s citizenship
I’m so… confused. This has me questioning oh-so-many things. Click here to see the rest of them. Just a warning, though: you may never look at Teri Hatcher the same way again.
It’s all at Worth1000.com
I thought we’d mix it up today and start things off with a little something revolving around Tom Cruise. Shocking, eh?
This video makes me wish that South Park was putting out new episodes right now, because god only knows what they’d do with this whole thing. [Watch Video Here]
This commercial confuses the hell out of me. All I know is that it’s for Ikea and there is some dancing….singing and[direct download]
Reason why not to have kids # 6,326
"You said you’d get it for me… that makes you a liar! That’s bulls***!"[link]
A kid forgets to turn his headphones
off during an X-Box live game of Rainbow Six and starts to fight with
his poor…poor mother. Every single stereotype you could think of a 14 year old computer gamer lies here. I bet you he’s even in the basement. (
Google Cheat (to avoid hotlinking), could not find any other link to it)