"Trying to come in contact with a Bigfoot can be tiring. Be prepared to stand and stay awake for 72 hours straight. Do not lay down and fall asleep. Because one, you may miss seeing a Bigfoot. And two, it is mating season for the Bigfoot and they can be extremely horny. Trust me. I know."
Our own Judah Friedlander went on a quest to find Bigfoot. Here are the top 3 things I learned from Judah’s adventure:
- Feeding peanuts to a Bigfoot is the most degrading thing you can do to him.
- If you’re going to fight a Bigfoot, you should show up early, warm up, and mentally get ready.
- The bristles on a moustache can slow down a person’s head speed.
See, there is some seriously important stuff documented here. Check it out.
Meet Herb Zipper, a "playah for the new millennium."
Break out a pen and some paper, because you’re about to learn a thing or two. Watch Cyber Lovah here.
Say what you will about Oasis– they’re passe, they’re pompous, the lead singer has a unibrow– whatever. Noel Gallagher is the absolute best when it comes to quality quotes. The man despises EVERYBODY. His latest statment about Eminem and 50 Cent inspired me to go back and pull up some of Noel’s greatest hits. Check it out, starting with the brand new hip-hop diss.
On Eminem & 50: "I despise hip-hop. Loathe it. Eminem is an idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life. It’s so negative."
On System of a Down: "After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I’m actually alive to hear the s***tiest band ever. Of all the bands that have gone before, and all the bands that’ll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around."
On The Strokes: "There’s no bleeping excuse for not having your shoes match your jacket. The Strokes would do well to take that advice because the studded wristbands have already started to creep in."
On the lead singer of Franz Ferdinand: "He reminds me of f***ing Right Said Fred. You put on, I’m Too Sexy for My f***ing Shirt and I bet you any money it’s the same person. It’s the same f***ing person! He’s just gone on the Atkins diet and grown his hair!"
and, as an added bonus, the man even hates Christmas: "I hate Christmas, I hate the silly music on the radio, I hate the adverts, I don’t like mince pies and I hate turkey. I can’t be arsed getting involved. I was on the verge of saying to my daughter, ‘There is no Father Christmas’ – I’m looking forward to breaking the news in about two years."
Four members of a freelance camera crew were arrested at the War of the Worlds premiere in London after its star Tom Cruise was squirted with water.
The 42-year-old actor’s face and jacket were drenched with water squirted from what appeared to be a microphone. [keep reading]
Oh, c’mon Tom, why didn’t you just play along? We’re all playing along with your big practical joke — you know, that whole Katie Holmes thing (great job with that by the way, I think people are actually falling for it) — the least you could do is take a little squirt to the face. Tom: Help us help you. Help us… help you.
Click here to watch Tom get his facial. Hilarious.
This picture makes us look like a low rent version of "Up with People".Watch Out, we’re going to come to your school and teach you things about "Diversity" and "Abstinence" all while rapping.
Paul Scheer, Sherrod Small, Doug Benson, and Jessi Klein recently visited Nashville during the "Best Week Ever Live" tour. You can check out pictures and read all about here.
Oh, and hey, while we’re on the subject of Best Week Ever, it’s on tonight at 11 and all weekend long. It’s been a crazy week (with the majority of the crazy being provided by Tom Cruise, natch), so be sure to tune it.
Durex Condom ad spoof. One layer can make quite a difference…[watch now]
It’s not that I’m all that shocked this site exists, it’s that I went through about 20 or so pictures before giving up. *Sigh* [link]
Edible underwear — not just for the bedroom anymore! A man brings in an, errr, interesting sack lunch full of "goodies" like these and really gets into eating it. One more reason to eat out during the day.
I’ll pay one of you a whole shiny nickel to try this at your lunch break.[watch now]
"That doesn’t look a bit like Oliver Stone"
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OK, last auction I had did not raise as much money as I needed to buy my kids the swing set they wanted, so I need to have another one. Up for auction is my prize possession that has made it all happen for me, my head and wrist bands!!! That’s right, I’m giving up my Triathlon carrier to raise money for my children’s swing set. Now remember all the other items you see in the pictures are NOT included-this auction is for my head and wrist bands only.
I dunno, I think this guy has some competition. Biker Fox is light years ahead of him with the photo-shoots but I think he has potential. Please note the "Spirit Fingers" picture at the bottom of the page…[Link]