Comic Strip Generator by Thirdframe Studios is a great way to waste your day(s) away and a great way to get fired from work. Go out in style.
How to be Loathsomely Repellent to Women – Everything you ever wanted to know about being 100% girlsex-free.
Cool Things – New Homestar Runner Cartoon.
Sin City Flash shoot ‘em up game – addictive even if it’s older.
Karate Master – Highly entertaining for some reason.
I’m terrified. Honestly, this pictures scares the crap out of me. [link]
I think Brendon of I don’t like you in that way (dot) com is on to something here. Is Kevin Federline the new Manson? ‘No’ you say? Think about it for a second. This is a plea, to all of you to remember the Britney Spears that once existed and reigned as the supreme hottie of the pop music world. You know, before Federline ruffled her feathers and stuffed her full of cheetos and baby juice. [LINK]
And when sheâ€™s walking, Sheâ€™s looking so fine, And when sheâ€™s talking, Sheâ€™ll say that sheâ€™s mine. Uptown Girl Christie Brinkley returns to the modeling world for CoverGirl. In other news, Billy Joel is still out of work. Good luck with that Billy.
Bobby McFerrin decides to take some time off work to stop worrying and concentrate on being more happy.
Keira Knightley loves it when director Tony Scott calls her names like "Nasty bitch". She likes to be bad. Bad only for Tony… How very naughty. In similar news, Paris Hilton knows she’s a dirty girl and takes three baths a day.
Get me to watch Ashlee Simpson on SNL once, shame on you. Get me to watch Ashlee Simpson on SNL twice, shame on me.
Finding a virgin in Hollywood is harder than finding a straight man at a Johnny Mathis concert.
Van Halen suing Baltimore Orioles for $2 million. Eddie reportedly pissed at Rafael Palmeiro for not sharing his stash.
Holy Cannoli,I just don’t think it gets any lamer than
this folks: Donald Trump has started an online university/blog. I suggest you start with the comment section. Flame him good and hard. Show him how tough the internet is…*reminder* Be sure to attach an "owned" tag to your comment upon posting.
The first half of Family Guy‘s season 4 is to be released on DVD this November. Be sure to pick up a copy of that along with FOX‘s other hit show "Fast Animals, Slow Children."
Remember Nicky Hilton’s super-short marriage to Todd Meister? Well it might be possible that Todd spends his days at work googling images of little Nicky, pining over his loss. Yep. This livejournaler posted to Oh No They Didn’t recording her workplace encounter with Todd. Once again, I must remind you that EVERYTHING you read on the internet is true and that I’m sure this story is a 100% genuine account of her day.[link]
True or not, I laughed. Sorry Todd.
CCinsider has some Pamela Anderson Comedy Central Roast links for you. In case you missed the event, you can catch it again tonight on Comedy Central at 9pm.[LINK]
"In a shocking scandal that would not be news any other month but August â€” when frankly nothing else is going on â€” Paris Hilton has split with her teacup Chihuahua, Tinkerbell.
The miniature mutt has been callously replaced with a smaller version called Bambi."
Does this mean when Paris gets too big we can replace her too? Or how about just now? Can we replace her now? [link]
Seacrest is going to co-host New Years Eve bash with Dick Clark.
Appropriate, since Seacrest’s balls haven’t dropped yet either.
"Sex & The City" creator, author collaborating on similar new
project featuring older people; thankfully the words "Bea" and "Arthur"
do not appear in link.
Demi calls Ashton her "soul mate." I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
New Kevin Bacon film featuring threesomes and lesbian scenes may get NC-17 rating for "too many thrusts". BLT: Bacon, Lesbian and Threesome sandwich anyone?
Morrissey’s Hollywood home available for $2 million. Heaven knows he’s miserable now.
Hugh Jackman turns down three picture deal to be the new James Bond,
because his wife said so. In other news, he has officially changed his
named to *Wa-tsssh* or however you spell the sound of a whip cracking.
If there’s anyone out there struggling to get through Victoria Beckham’s biography, don’t worry, she hasn’t read it either.
Or any other book for that matter, well, that’s what she recently told a Spanish journalist.
The Daily Mail claims that Posh said: "I haven’t read a book in my
life. I haven’t got enough time. I prefer to listen to music, although
I do love fashion magazines."
KIDS, if Victoria Beckham doesn’t have to do it, I don’t see why you should even be in school pretending to read. In fact, stop reading all together. THESE WORDS YOU SEE, find a way to lose focus on them. It’s not worth the effort. If you want a career as successful and satisfying as being a Spice Girl, the secret is out and the time is now.[link]
Tara Reid is sort of gross. Cityrag investiages.[link]
Yeah…sorry. That was all I had for the ‘breaking news’ update. Well that and Madonna doing the Kabbalah dance.