1. Comfortably Numb – David Gilmour (Pink Floyd)
2. Stairway To Heaven – Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
3. All Along The Watchtower – Jimi Hendrix
4. Freebird – Allen Collins (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
5. Maggot Brain – Edie Hazel (Funkadelic)
6. Texas Flood – Stevie Ray Vaughan
7. Eruption – Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
8. Highway Star – Ritchie Blackmore (Deep Purple)
9. Cause We’ve Ended As Lovers – Jeff Beck
10. Hotel California – Don Felder/Joe Walsh (Eagles)
Continue reading the list here. I can’t say I agree with the order but all those listed deserve to be up there…
I’m not exactly a fan of a sober Tara Reid. Not that I’m a fan of Ms. Reid as drunkard (even if it usually results in hilarious photo ops) but it appears she is wasted only 50% of the time these days. This is what we like to call progress. The Socialite’s Life is keeping track of her consumption of alcohol and one can only hope that they will forward Tara’s progress pictures on to mama Reid. A mother worries, you know…
According to Star magazine (where I get all my news, naturally) Sienna Miller is pregnant with Jude Law’s child.
So let me get this straight. Jude gets Sienna pregnant. Jude then cheats on Sienna. Sienna finds out. They split up.
I’ve always said, if you ever realize that your life is similar to any of the characters on "Six Feet Under," it’s time to re-evaluate things. Jude, you best make some changes… or else. We all know how your story line ends.
Ashton Kutcher demands Adrien Brody’s Academy Award after pranking him
on Punk’d. In short, don’t get used to seeing "Ashton Kutcher" and
"Academy Award" in the same sentence.
Jennifer Aniston insults Brad Pitt’s hairdo. Brad Pitt responds by banging Angelina Jolie some more.
High school Physical Education class is now available online….
…. Say what now?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m schizophrenic and hungry too. Academic study links hunger to schizophrenia.
Bo Bice breaks his foot during the first stop of the Idol tour. Corey Clark seen fleeing the scene.
Christopher Walken was once a lion tamer, and still wants a bushy tail.
"In my lifetime,
no more than three artists have driven me to jealousy to the point of madness. One was Jimmy Page, one was Jeff Buckley, and one
was Mike Jones. When I listen to Jimmy, I shout. When I listen to Jeff,
I cry. When I listen to Mike, I do neither, because I feel as though I am no longer myself."
ProgressiveBoink provides us with a look at the first ten years of a Mike Jones. Yes, Mike Jones, the man, the legend, the American Dream! Who is Mike Jones you ask? Don’t act like you don’t know the name. Hit him up at 281 330 8004 baby! [Link]
If you’ve seen them live, you know The Golden Republic are full-blown rockstars onstage. So what happens when they pack up the gear and head back to the hotel? Check out the brand new game ‘The Golden Republic at the Rockstar Hotel‘ to find out. Test your own hotel-trashing skills… and leave a little something extra for the housekeeping staff.
That’s one cracked out hotel room. I was worried I might stub my toes on needles or something. Yes, I was worried about needles. Sign #2,463 that you play too many video games is when you find yourself analyzing even the simplest flash games half to death.[play]
I have re-discovered something this afternoon that I can justify posting due to it being a slow news day. For those of you who have not seen this comedy short film by the Red-headed League now is your time to enjoy. Watch Batman ruin Robin’s date. [Link]
Hmm. So Fred Durst is selling his Hollywood home. Could this be his house up on the MLS site? Silly real estate agent posted his real address. So if you go out egging homes along the Sunset strip be sure to drop by and say hello to Mr. Durst. [link]
Aniston and BFF Courtney Cox totally diss Brad & Angie. "I like a
lot of people, but I am sooo not ‘in like’ with anybody." Seventh grade
Santana performs for sold-out crowd in Hiroshima. One concert-goer said it was the bomb.
Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine follows in the foosteps of Head, and denounces his old Satanic songs. God 2, Satan 0.
Derek Zoolander becomes a father. Jacobin Mugatu, The Spleen, and Mary Jensen unavailable for comment.
Martha Stewart looking for other Martha Stewarts to join audience of Martha Stewarts for Martha Stewarts new show "Martha."…and that’s not a good thing.
Rule # 1 â€“ Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own
Rule #2 â€“ Never use your real name.
Rule #3 â€“ Never confess.
Rule #4 â€“ No one goes home alone.
Rule #5 â€“ Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
Read the rest here. And I’m not totally positive, but I’d imagine these work at funerals too. Happy crashing!