Bono’s Third World Products, Inc.

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Potato

Bono’s 
Third World Products, Inc. was started
in early 2005, after Bono had visited struggling Third  World nations. The poverty, famine and disease Bono saw made Bono weep. Bono vowed to be better
than the UN — to offer affordable solutions to the impoverished with competitive shipping and handling fees.

National Lampoon’s latest on Bono.[link]

Super Cop

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Supercop

If I would have seen this video in elementary school I would have made it my life long goal to become a police officer. Honestly, this video would have been enough to push me in that direction. Check it out, if you dare. [link]

Morning Quick Hits: Ta Ta Tigger

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Disneyland gets blessing of Feng Shui. Uh…I wasn’t aware that was a big deal for corporate amusement parks the size of small African countries. Good to know, I guess. Let’s just hope Goofy doesn’t go and F it all up.

Cable channel for gays and lesbians to debut Thursday.  Big shocker: SpongeBob and Teletubbies not in lineup… yet.

Motley Crue to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. There’s no word as to if it’s near the Wild Side or closer to Home Sweet Home.

CNN suggests that "Internet Transforms Modern Life". In other news, beer is good, car accidents are bad.

Years after both are too dead to deny it, author claims that JFK Jr. and Princess Diana had an affair.

Voice of Piglet dies a few days after voice of Tigger dies. Paranoia rises in remaining Pooh friends as death looks to complete trifecta.

Rosie Poetry Time: oprah hermes

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    Rosie_drugs

oprah was turned away
at hermes in paris

gayle said it was really really bad
she used really twice
she saw it – she was there

“Oprah describes it as
one of the most humiliating moments of
her life.”
her being oprah -
and who would know better than gayle
i cannot wait to hear
all the details -
one of the most humiliating moments of her life…
oprah
a poor overweight
sexually abused troubled
black child
from a broken home
that oprah
sufferred ONE of the most HUMILIATING momemts of HER life
at hermes in paris

hmmmmm

after watching tom on o
and then everywhere else
in the free world
i think i may need to up my meds

shout out to brooke
stand tall girl
u saved a lot of women
by telling ur truth

my tommy needs to breathe
“heart humor and humility
will lighten up your heavy load”
said joni mitchell

I don’t know what’s more amusing, Rosie’s latest poem about Oprah and her "Tommy" or that Rosie still has gushing fans who post on her blog two seconds after she publishes her posts.[link]

Link thanks to:
K

Herbie: Fully Loaded

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Check out BWE tonight. We have Lindsay’s favorite co-star from Herbie: Fully Loaded (not the car, Justin Long). You don’t want to miss it!

Best Week Ever: Tonight at 11 and all weekend long. 

Squirt Gun Repellant. Scientology approved and tested.

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TOM CRUISE SQUIRT GUN REPELLANT SCIENTOLOGY TESTED

SCIENTOLOGY TESTED AND APPROVED ( NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS FOR ALL YOU PETA NUTS OUT THERE). GUARANTEED TO WARD OFF WATER PISTOLS FROM THOSE PESKY REPORTERS JUST RUB A DASH OF THIS ON YOUR FACE BEFORE THOSE BIG PREMIERES AND EVERYTHING WILL BE SWELL. TOM REALLY COULD HAVE USED THIS A FEW DAYS AGO WHEN HE WAS ASSAULTED BY A FAKE REPORTER WHO HAD A FAKE MICROPHONE THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A SQUIRT GUN

Get your Ebay on.[link]

Link thanks to:
Liquid Generation

Follow-Up: Martha Stewart’s Catch Phrase Will Be…

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Marthastewart 

I was forwarded this email today and normally I wouldn’t care about Martha Stewart all that much but thanks to the hint of cinnamon in my coffee this morning (thanks M.S. Living!) I was feeling peppy and that’s a good thing.

See the Superficial post for more details.

Update: THE INTERWEB LIED TO US! Thanks to readers the phrase "off the list" is said to be from Kathy Hilton show, I Want To Be A Hilton and not of the former inmate and master-baker Martha Stewart upcoming show.

Boo-frikkin-urns.