It’s not that I’m all that shocked this site exists, it’s that I went through about 20 or so pictures before giving up. *Sigh* [link]
Edible underwear — not just for the bedroom anymore! A man brings in an, errr, interesting sack lunch full of "goodies" like these and really gets into eating it. One more reason to eat out during the day.
I’ll pay one of you a whole shiny nickel to try this at your lunch break.[watch now]
"That doesn’t look a bit like Oliver Stone"
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OK, last auction I had did not raise as much money as I needed to buy my kids the swing set they wanted, so I need to have another one. Up for auction is my prize possession that has made it all happen for me, my head and wrist bands!!! That’s right, I’m giving up my Triathlon carrier to raise money for my children’s swing set. Now remember all the other items you see in the pictures are NOT included-this auction is for my head and wrist bands only.
I dunno, I think this guy has some competition. Biker Fox is light years ahead of him with the photo-shoots but I think he has potential. Please note the "Spirit Fingers" picture at the bottom of the page…[Link]
Everyone thinks Willem DaFoe is a great actor. He plays quirky roles, he’s the Green Goblin in Spider-Man — women go nuts for this jerk! Well, no one can be great ALL the time, and that’s why I created this blog! Now everyone will know when "The Foe" trips up, steps out of line, or fails. Can you take the pressure Willy? Let the failure-watch commence!
I’m sorry, did I miss something? Women go crazy for Willem DaFoe?
I think this is the only way to tell when you’ve truly made it… when somebody creates a blog and dedicates it to your failures. Congratulations Willem… I think.[link]
As you know, Sean Penn is working as a reporter in Iran these days….
"What the f*** are you saying? That’s not English!!! I swear to God if you don’t start speaking in a language I understand I’ll smash your f***ing head in! I’m Spicoloi dammit!!!"
More unintentional Sean Penn hilarity can be found here.
Tom Cruise proposes to Katie Holmes at the Eiffel Tower, the only structure in the world bigger than his ego. Naturally she said yes. Her programming is complete.
Engagement ring photos:
The world is over as we know it is over. Last week’s TV ratings prove that Americans love ballroom dancing and Charlie Sheen.
Brad Pitt denies cheating on his ex-wife with Angelina Jolie. Meanwhile Billy Bob Thorton compares sex with Angelina Jolie like sex with a couch. In other news, the world is flat.
Queen Elizabeth got herself an iPod, and I got her pegged for a closet Tool fan. Anyone? Bets? Boy George? …Prince? Queens of the Stone age? I could go on…but I wont. Maybe some Queen? Okay, I’m done.
Michael Jackson is considering leaving the US for good. He has developed a taste for "Thai"…
Britney Spears thinks she is a prophet. Which is cute because she used to think she was a singer.
Batmobile hit by drunk driver. Christian Bale forgot to activate Bat Thrusters.
The top 10 celebs, income this year, according to Forbes:
1. Oprah Winfrey, $225 million
2. Tiger Woods, $87 million
3. Mel Gibson, $185 million
4. George Lucas, $290 million
5. Shaquille O’Neal, $33 million
6. Steven Spielberg, $80 million
7. Johnny Depp, $37 million
8. Madonna, $50 million
9. Elton John, $44 million
10. Tom Cruise $31 million
It’s the aftermath of the Bill Cosby rape trial, and Cosby’s been left penniless and homeless. The gravy train has ended, and in Bill Cosby’s drunken rage the only escape out of town is to murder and steal! Help Bill Cosby lure victims and bring them back to his Cosby Cave. If Bill Cosby can avoid the cops, save up enough money, he might just get to make the most important phone call of his life.
This has to be one of the most bizarre games I’ve ever played on the internet… and that’s saying a lot. [click here to play]
Madonna still thinks that if you marry a British guy you’re allowed to fake a British accent. She’s been doing it since she married Guy Richie but it’s somehow still amusing…no?[watch video]
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