and by Tara Reid no less. I see it, do you see it? Maybe you need to take a closer look. Poor guy…[Link]
"Is Paul Scheer always "Paul Scheer"? Are you always on? And now
for the Barbra Walters moment: Who’s the real Paul Scheer? What kind of
tree is he?
When Iâ€™m not performing or meeting new people, you can often find me crying in the dark with a bottle of Jack and a can of TAB.
Iâ€™d be one of those novelty plastic singing Christmas trees that wears sunglasses and dances when activated by music or sound."[Full interview]
BWE panelist/actor/comedian extraordinaire Paul Scheer’s interview with Gothamist is ready for viewing. What are the topics you ask? Well, lets just say they range from Best Week Ever to his newly purchased dishwasher. To learn more about Paul Scheer, be sure to check out his webpage.
Oh No They Didn’t has the scoop on Jennifer Aniston’s life after Brad. Do you think Vince Vaughn used the balloon animal display / broken man combo or went with the Oprah’s book club angle? Hey Vince, grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal!
Comedy Central has started their very own blog called the "Comedy Central Insider" and with links to clips of The Daily Show, I can’t see this as bad thing. If they start blogging about cats, perhaps I’ll have to retract this statement but for now I’m safe. Check out their latest video clip post and maybe you’ll score some parenting tips from Kate Hudson.[Link]
I should be disgusted by this, right? By all accounts I should talk about how this objectifies women, blah blah blah but I’m going to be honest with you for a minute. I keep making Jessica shake her rump over and over again. I’m mesmerized. So I figured, maybe…just maybe one of you would find this as entertaining as I did. May not be safe for work if your office has a problem with blondes in pink bikinis.[link]
"Seen by over 30,000 people online this 4 min long film was shot with
a still camera. A girl on her day off takes a hike through the streets
of New York. As she runs she takes photographs of stuff on her way.
She’s assaulted in the evening and looses the camera. The "good guy"
who tried to save her uses the camera as his only clue to where she
This, and other films written and directed by Patryk Rebisz can be found on his web site: www.patrykrebisz.com."
Link thanks to:
Steve Carell relieved to finally break out of his "idiot newscaster" typecast. Oh yeah? Well…
… I love lamp?
Microsoft sees three "critical" security flaws, which most fourteen year-old hackers knew about months ago.
College students get their own ‘Deliverance’ experience on float trip. The banjo music should have warned them.
Jennifer Lopez blames media for lame roles in movies; complete lack of talent apparently not good enough reason.
get to keep $98K they found in field. Parents ruin the happiest moment
of their kids lives by saying it is to be used for college.
Keira Knightley lists a few things she looks for in a man. Gentlemen, the way to Keira’s heart is having "good shoes", you don’t even have to be good looking. This announcement was sponsored by Nike. Just do it.
French psychic leaves crystal ball in window. Sunlight hits crystal
ball, starts fire, burns down apartment. How did he not see that coming?
Let’s play a game: The following are two â€œquotes,â€ one was apparently said by Lindsay Lohan, and the other by Hilary Duffâ€¦
1) â€œI look hot in a sweat and a t-shirtâ€
2) â€œMy sex life is crazy. Thatâ€™s the way I like it.â€
Look as good at 900 you will not, young padiwan.
With the life this man has lead, it’s a miracle he’s still alive. I have a feeling he’s going to be around for another 40 years and still giving us satisfaction whether we want it or not. [Keith Richards: Satisfaction, Guaranteed and Stones surprise Toronto]
Scotch and Soda – "Eugene Mirmanâ€™s hilarious short film, in which a bitter, dried-up
druggie lays down some simple truths to the next generation over a
couple of fine beverages." You can find more of Eugene’s videos here.(link thanks to Screenhead)
Leslie and the Lys: "Beat Dazzler" - "The Gem Sweater girls are back in a new video
you’ll only find on AtomFilms. They’re out of the studio and stirring
things up in suburban America in a new video that absolutely defies any
kind of rational explanation. You can’t beat the Beat Dazzler!"
Kennedy: "Who’s Lovin’ Your Mama?" - "You’ll forget all about Stacy and her mom once you
hear this ultimate hot mom song. Need we say more? How about the
catchiest refrain ever: "Nobody loves you, like your mama loves you but
who’s lovin’ your mama? I am."
Snape too sexy for Milan? - This one is for the Harry Potter fans.
Living With Ridalyn - "Ridalyn is a 12-year-old kid on a constant sugar
high. Join him and his best friend on a frantic summer’s day — playing
chicken in a busy street, dominating video games, confronting a bully,
and suffering massive slurpee brain-freezes at "Sevee Levee." Say it
with us now: "Sweeeeeeet!"" [link]
A Critical Analysis of the Super Friends – "The Super Friends somehow stayed alive for 10 years by hiring people
who could talk to fish, match a cape to their underwear, and turn into
a bucket of water. They fought everyone from supervillains to dolls
from space to insane altruists who decided that making giant
unstoppable mutant fish and running the Earth into a comet was the best
way to solve our "food shortage."" (link thanks to GM)