How to be a Cyber-Lovah


Meet Herb Zipper, a "playah for the new millennium."


Break out a pen and some paper, because you’re about to learn a thing or two. Watch Cyber Lovah here.

Noel Hates Everybody


Say what you will about Oasis– they’re passe, they’re pompous, the lead singer has a unibrow– whatever. Noel Gallagher is the absolute best when it comes to quality quotes.  The man despises EVERYBODY.  His latest statment about Eminem and 50 Cent inspired me to go back and pull up some of Noel’s greatest hits.  Check it out, starting with the brand new hip-hop diss.

Noel_gallagherOn Eminem & 50: "I despise hip-hop. Loathe it. Eminem is an idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life. It’s so negative."

On System of a Down: "After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I’m actually alive to hear the s***tiest band ever. Of all the bands that have gone before, and all the bands that’ll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around."

On The Strokes: "There’s no bleeping excuse for not having your shoes match your jacket. The Strokes would do well to take that advice because the studded wristbands have already started to creep in."

On the lead singer of Franz Ferdinand: "He reminds me of f***ing Right Said Fred. You put on, I’m Too Sexy for My f***ing Shirt and I bet you any money it’s the same person. It’s the same f***ing person! He’s just gone on the Atkins diet and grown his hair!"

and, as an added bonus, the man even hates Christmas: "I hate Christmas, I hate the silly music on the radio, I hate the adverts, I don’t like mince pies and I hate turkey. I can’t be arsed getting involved. I was on the verge of saying to my daughter, ‘There is no Father Christmas’ – I’m looking forward to breaking the news in about two years."

Tom gets Wet



Four members of a freelance camera crew were arrested at the War of the Worlds premiere in London after its star Tom Cruise was squirted with water.

The 42-year-old actor’s face and jacket were drenched with water squirted from what appeared to be a microphone. [keep reading]

Oh, c’mon Tom, why didn’t you just play along? We’re all playing along with your big practical joke — you know, that whole Katie Holmes thing (great job with that by the way, I think people are actually falling for it) — the least you could do is take a little squirt to the face. Tom: Help us help you. Help us… help you.

Click here to watch Tom get his facial. Hilarious.

Paul’s Trip to Nashville



This picture makes us look like a low rent version of "Up with People".Watch Out, we’re going to come to your school and teach you things about "Diversity" and "Abstinence" all while rapping.

Paul Scheer, Sherrod Small, Doug Benson, and Jessi Klein recently visited Nashville during the "Best Week Ever Live" tour. You can check out pictures and read all about here

Oh, and hey, while we’re on the subject of Best Week Ever, it’s on tonight at 11 and all weekend long. It’s been a crazy week (with the majority of the crazy being provided by Tom Cruise, natch), so be sure to tune it.

Lunch Time



Edible underwear — not just for the bedroom anymore! A man brings in an, errr, interesting sack lunch full of "goodies" like these and really gets into eating it. One more reason to eat out during the day.

I’ll pay one of you a whole shiny nickel to try this at your lunch break.[watch now]

Giving up Triathalon Career to be America’s Top Model


OK, last auction I had did not raise as much money as I needed to buy my kids the swing set they wanted, so I need to have another one. Up for auction is my prize possession that has made it all happen for me, my head and wrist bands!!! That’s right, I’m giving up my Triathlon carrier to raise money for my children’s swing set. Now remember all the other items you see in the pictures are NOT included-this auction is for my head and wrist bands only.

I dunno, I think this guy has some competition. Biker Fox is light years ahead of him with the photo-shoots but I think he has potential. Please note the "Spirit Fingers" picture at the bottom of the page…[Link]

Willem DaFoe Failure Watch!



Everyone thinks Willem DaFoe is a great actor. He plays quirky roles, he’s the Green Goblin in Spider-Man — women go nuts for this jerk! Well, no one can be great ALL the time, and that’s why I created this blog! Now everyone will know when "The Foe" trips up, steps out of line, or fails. Can you take the pressure Willy? Let the failure-watch commence!

I’m sorry, did I miss something? Women go crazy for Willem DaFoe?

I think this is the only way to tell when you’ve truly made it… when somebody creates a blog and dedicates it to your failures. Congratulations Willem… I think.[link]