Tuesday Morning Quick Hits



Hollywood is officially out of ideas. The first step was admitting it and now the healing can begin.

Sean Penn has to make U-Turn to avoid becoming Dead Man Walking in the Mystic River.

Christina Aguilera makes $2 million as a wedding singer. Unforunately Robbie Hart was unavailable for comment but I think he would have said something along the lines of "Love Stinks".  Yeah…yeah.

J-Lo rumored to have a bun in the oven from Marc Anthony’s lovin’.  

Elijah Wood gets to play a young Iggy Pop in a movie. That’s like having Ben Affleck play a young George Burns.

The advantage of marrying a hooker is she can also be the bachelor party entertainment.

Kanye West vs President Bush


"I hate the way they portray us in the media.  "If you see a black family it says they are looting if you see a white family it says they are looking for food.  

"We already realize a
lot of the people that could help are at war now fighting another way
and they’ve given them permission to go down and shoot us."

"George Bush doesn’t care about black people."

You’ve probably heard about it in the news but here’s a video clip  in case you missed it.[ video footage]
NBC’s response via Access Hollywood

Donations can now be made online through the American Red Cross website.

Friday Morning Quick Hits



Paris Hilton claims she has made all her money on her own and got
nothing from her parents but advice. She’s a
pull-herself-up-by-her-g-string kinda gal.

Britney Spears seeking to become Las Vegas lounge act. Chemical
dependency, struggles with weight and several broken marriage soon to
follow. uh…

Joe Pesci, absent from movies since 1998′s "Lethal Weapon 4", stretches his acting legs in his newest role as a mobster.

Tyson Beckford sues Diddy. Watch for story about Tyson Beckford’s disappearance soon.

Venice Film Festival
features movie about gay cowboys. Trey Parker and Matt Stone sue, ask for pudding sponsors. Yeee haw!

C3PO died for your sins. Australian church authorities say "these aren’t the droids we’re looking for."

Awesome Town



Awesometown – FOX Cut
May 2005, The Dudes were hired to create a pilot for FOX. This cut
includes live stage segments and laugh track in hopes of appealing to a
broad audience. TRT: 19 Minutes 

The Lonely Island boys are absolutely awesome. Jack Black introduces the pilot and it’s probably something you should save on your computer knowing FOX’s habit of ruining good shows. Enjoy.[watch now]

“Cambodian Baby Hawkapoo”



NYTimes: "Maddox, the adopted son of Angelina Jolie, is a regular face in the
pages of Star and Us Weekly, and in the way of so many trends born in
the pages of celebrity magazines, he has done for Mohawks what Harry
Potter did for round spectacles. He made them trendy, starting a
cut-to-the-scalp movement among Hollywood offspring that now includes
the children of Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany: their sons Kai, 8,
and Stellan, 1. Et tu, Natalie Portman?"

Gawker informs us of a new trend in hairstyles… the hawkapoo? I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before Maddox himself confronts the issue on his blog. That Maddox is so hot right now. Maddox. [gawker post] [nytimes article]