Hollywood is officially out of ideas. The first step was admitting it and now the healing can begin.
Sean Penn has to make U-Turn to avoid becoming Dead Man Walking in the Mystic River.
Christina Aguilera makes $2 million as a wedding singer. Unforunately Robbie Hart was unavailable for comment but I think he would have said something along the lines of "Love Stinks". Yeah…yeah.
J-Lo rumored to have a bun in the oven from Marc Anthony’s lovin’.
Elijah Wood gets to play a young Iggy Pop in a movie. That’s like having Ben Affleck play a young George Burns.
The advantage of marrying a hooker is she can also be the bachelor party entertainment.
Agent Rod Brickman–Copy Protection. Maybe one day Rod Brickman will come to your home.
Citibank – Wizard Commercial – This commercial may be all the convincing I need to switch banks. No DM worth his weight in Geldings, would be caught dead without his… twenty sided dice and citibank card.
"The Big Chill" in 30 seconds. – Another classic bunny flash animation by Angry Alien.
"I hate the way they portray us in the media. "If you see a black family it says they are looting if you see a white family it says they are looking for food.
"We already realize a
lot of the people that could help are at war now fighting another way
and theyâ€™ve given them permission to go down and shoot us."
"George Bush doesn’t care about black people."
You’ve probably heard about it in the news but here’s a video clip in case you missed it.[ video footage]
NBC’s response via Access Hollywood
Donations can now be made online through the American Red Cross website.
Or maybe he was going for the Priss look.
You be the judge.
Trent has another picture of Jared Leto at Misshapes.
Paris Hilton claims she has made all her money on her own and got
nothing from her parents but advice. She’s a
pull-herself-up-by-her-g-string kinda gal.
Britney Spears seeking to become Las Vegas lounge act. Chemical
dependency, struggles with weight and several broken marriage soon to
Joe Pesci, absent from movies since 1998′s "Lethal Weapon 4", stretches his acting legs in his newest role as a mobster.
Tyson Beckford sues Diddy. Watch for story about Tyson Beckford’s disappearance soon.
Venice Film Festival features movie about gay cowboys. Trey Parker and Matt Stone sue, ask for pudding sponsors. Yeee haw!
C3PO died for your sins. Australian church authorities say "these aren’t the droids we’re looking for."
Awesometown – FOX Cut
May 2005, The Dudes were hired to create a pilot for FOX. This cut
includes live stage segments and laugh track in hopes of appealing to a
broad audience. TRT: 19 Minutes
The Lonely Island boys are absolutely awesome. Jack Black introduces the pilot and it’s probably something you should save on your computer knowing FOX’s habit of ruining good shows. Enjoy.[watch now]
BOOM! All I want to know is whether or not you can try and kill 50 cent. I mean, if he can take 9 bullets in real life in his video game it should be more like 900 and maybe a rap off.[screenshots]
NYTimes: "Maddox, the adopted son of Angelina Jolie, is a regular face in the
pages of Star and Us Weekly, and in the way of so many trends born in
the pages of celebrity magazines, he has done for Mohawks what Harry
Potter did for round spectacles. He made them trendy, starting a
cut-to-the-scalp movement among Hollywood offspring that now includes
the children of Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany: their sons Kai, 8,
and Stellan, 1. Et tu, Natalie Portman?"
Gawker informs us of a new trend in hairstyles… the hawkapoo? I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before Maddox himself confronts the issue on his blog. That Maddox is so hot right now. Maddox. [gawker post] [nytimes article]
It seems that Lohan and Steffani aren’t the only ladies suffering from red carpet blues. If this were ever to turn into a cat fight, my money is on Carmen. Those strip tease videos are quite intense and Paula just isn’t cut out for fighting, she is no cold hearted snake. [Oh No They Didn’t post]
It’s not easy being rich and oh-so-very-pregnant. Britney cleans up nicely for her Elle photo-shoot where as Ms. Hedi Klum always looks fabulous. How is that even possible? Speaking of possibilities, thank god this is photo-shopped…because for at least a few months, most of us would have thought it to be a likely outcome.