Naomi Campbell, super-bitch strikes again!



Notoriously super-rude supermodel Naomi Campbell smacks around another woman. You know, if you people had done your research you would have known she is acting this way because her serotonin levels are down. Sit her down, tell her she’s the most beautiful woman alive (lying is just part of the job), give her a cookie and a glass of milk and she’ll be back to her super sweet self in no time.[Perez Hilton scoop]

The Sh*t Hits The Fans



"You know, I’m not even sure where to begin this week. To be honest,
after finding out the truth about what went on behind camera (or in
some cases, in front of the camera but never aired) on Kill Reality
it kind of makes watching people whack potato chip bags around seem
kind of dull. For those of you who aren’t aware, I am referring of
course to the article from Radar magazine mentioned here yesterday in which it describes the off-screen antics of our reality stars."

Continue reading over at Tvgasm.

Olsen Twins Visit Much Music Studios



"From their movie & television escapades to their fashion empire, it
seems like Mary-Kate Olsen & Ashley Olsen are everywhere. But when
they appeared at Much HQ for an exclusive live appearance, they were
completely overwhelmed by the gargantuan crowd who came to see them!
The twin titans sat down with Devon Soldendiek to chat about their
empire, music and living a normal life!"

Yeah, the first thing I think of when I look at the Olsens is ‘normal’. I mean every girl has their own line of clothing, make-up line, sitcom deal, a freaky-twin sister and has worked with Bob Saget. I can totally relate to them.[videos and pictures of their MM visit]

Wednesday Morning Quick Hits




World of Warcraft now officially the world’s largest MMORPG. All your gold pieces are belong to Azeroth.

Britney Spears insists that verbal spat with sister’s TV co-star was a
"sisterly talking to." Just like Cleetus insisted "I pulled out."

George Clooney to open his own casino in Vegas. Will be only slightly
smaller in size than his ego, making it one of the largest casinos on
the Strip.

Bob Dylan looks back with PBS documentary, CDs, and books, wonders how anybody understood a single word he said.

, world’s worst director, defends his art as only he knows how.
"With Alone in the Dark made more money than Elektra outside of

got the heebie-jeebies as lease runs out. Blondie, Gavin Rossdale to perform at fund-raising rally tonight.

Scientists to breed son of Dr. Phil with Playboy triplet Erica Dahm to
create new race of cloying, no-talent idiots with large boobies.

Best of Wednesday Linkage



The Most Extraordinary Space Investigations"Chided by critics initially as being a "f**k you" to audiences and
artists alike, Harmon, Najarian, Roiland and Silverman have bounced
back from number 5, have achieved their show’s highest rating so far
and are now nibbling at Yacht Rock’s ass. In an even stranger turn of
events, as of the passing of Gregory Shitcock, MESI has just become the
current longest running show in Prime Time. Perhaps the audience is
starting to warm to its improvised style or perhaps this crew is
getting better at making a show they want to see." (link thanks to cynicalsmirk)


Sawyer Sawyer Sawyer – I’m a little confused by this short flash video but I’m not complaining for at least 20 seconds I was amused. Anyone else miss ‘Lost’? *thanks to reader* – The Sawyer video is a parody on the Llama video.


Gary the no trash cougar – Best. Mascot. Ever. Just another classic clip from Family Guy.


The Lego Clan – Legos. Always fun. (direct video link)


Just Two Guys - They will burn the roof off…cause they are having a good time.

Someone trap R. Kelly in the closet forever. Please.



Did you miss R. Kelly’s performance of "Trapped in the Closet" at the VMA‘s? Maybe that’s a good thing. I think it is safe to say it was the most horrible performance to ever grace television….ever. I want the 6 minutes of my life back that he stole and my innocence restored. [IFILMS LINK

Tuesday Afternoon Quick Hits



25 years later, a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes, and wearing sunglasses in the dark is still considered cool.

New TV season suggests being gay is old and busted.

Art Garfunkel arrested for possession of a controlled substance. Hint: it’s not Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, or Thyme.

Charlize Theron
to appear on Arrested Development and there was much rejoicing!

Gwen Stefani’s L.A.M.B. clothing line inspired by British Royalty and pirates.  Diddy promises new line inspired by monkeys and ninjas.

Wakka-wakka-wakka! Pac-Man celebrates 25th year of eating our quarters.

NEXTOONS: The Nicktoons Film Festival 2005



Nextoons: The Nicktoons Film Festival is
dedicated to showcasing the best animation
has to offer in the 10-minute and under
format. We’re the first on-air animated film
festival on a digital network, and we’re way
too amped up on animation for our own
good! We’ve got Super BIG plans to take
over the Nicktoons Network this summer
during the ENTIRE month of AUGUST!
Nextoons: The Nicktoons Film Festival – Only on Nicktoons!

A few great entries and If "Unmarked" is a NickToon, there’s going to be some traumatized kids out there.[link]