Wednesday Morning Quick Hits





For those who’d rather pay a lot of money than use their VCR or TiVo,
CBS and NBC to offer shows anytime on demand for 99 cents each.   Profits expected to be in the hundreds.

P Diddy spends £200,000 pimping out his van — now has a much larger penis.

Penn’s quiet partner, gives interview. We think. If a silent magician
talks to a reporter over the phone, does it make a sound?

Thailand’s only pandas married in ceremony, will honeymoon in Bangkok.

Siegfried & Roy Vow Return to Stage, Tigers Vow to Finish Partially Eaten Fruitcake.

Johnny Rotten wants Justin Timberlake to play him in an upcoming movie.
In other news, Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen to be played by Ricky
Schroeder and Mandy Moore.

Vibe reports controversial billboard of 50 Cent "holding a bun in one
hand and a mic in the other" has been taken down in Philly. Hot dog on
hot dog violence reportedly down

morning musume vs. lizard



" clip from a tv special for 5th gen member konno asami. morning musume faces off against a giant lizard. "

Funniest. thing. ever. That’s that… I’m moving to Japan, their reality tv is so much cooler than ours.[google video link]

Dennis Rodman Kisses and Tells



"Dennis Rodman has a new autobiography named I Should Be Dead By Now in which he tells the bedroom tales of his past experiences with lovers such as Carmen Electra and Madonna."

This may be the one celebrity autobiography worth buying. It also might be a book you wish to add to your "things to buy and ship to Madonna’s children" list. Ahhh yes, the perfect Christmas gift don’t you think?[‘I don’t like you in that way’ post]

Tuesday Morning Quick Hits



Madonna has slammed Paris Hilton for using Kabbalah as a fashion accessory. Because you know, she thought of it first.

Chris Klein doesn’t blame Tom Cruise for his breakup with Katie Holmes. He blames Rollerball.

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas said she’s never had cosmetic surgery, but she’d consider having Botox to improve her sun ravaged skin. She’d also consider songwriting lessons to improve "My Humps."

Howard Stern was suspended for a day after promoting his move to Sirius on the air. I guess the executives at Infinity didn’t want the word to get out that he’s moving to Sirius. So they suspended him. And now it’s being reported everywhere that he got suspended for mentioning Sirius. You know, the satellite radio service, Sirius. Way to keep it on the down low guys. Siriusly.

Ben Stiller is being considered to star in a new "Ghostbusters" movie. Who’s he gonna call? Probably Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell.

Philadelphia Phillies’ pitcher Ugueth Urbina was arrested and charged with attempted murder in Venezuela. Philadelphia fans declare that he’s still not as bad as Terrell Owens.