Someone trap R. Kelly in the closet forever. Please.



Did you miss R. Kelly’s performance of "Trapped in the Closet" at the VMA‘s? Maybe that’s a good thing. I think it is safe to say it was the most horrible performance to ever grace television….ever. I want the 6 minutes of my life back that he stole and my innocence restored. [IFILMS LINK

Tuesday Afternoon Quick Hits



25 years later, a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes, and wearing sunglasses in the dark is still considered cool.

New TV season suggests being gay is old and busted.

Art Garfunkel arrested for possession of a controlled substance. Hint: it’s not Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, or Thyme.

Charlize Theron
to appear on Arrested Development and there was much rejoicing!

Gwen Stefani’s L.A.M.B. clothing line inspired by British Royalty and pirates.  Diddy promises new line inspired by monkeys and ninjas.

Wakka-wakka-wakka! Pac-Man celebrates 25th year of eating our quarters.

NEXTOONS: The Nicktoons Film Festival 2005



Nextoons: The Nicktoons Film Festival is
dedicated to showcasing the best animation
has to offer in the 10-minute and under
format. We’re the first on-air animated film
festival on a digital network, and we’re way
too amped up on animation for our own
good! We’ve got Super BIG plans to take
over the Nicktoons Network this summer
during the ENTIRE month of AUGUST!
Nextoons: The Nicktoons Film Festival – Only on Nicktoons!

A few great entries and If "Unmarked" is a NickToon, there’s going to be some traumatized kids out there.[link]


Tuesday Morning Quick Hits



Mr. T to star in "Rocky VI", will probably train Rocky in the art of "pitying fools".

Pair of ruby slippers from "Wizard of Oz" stolen. Witnesses report there is an ugly green-skinned woman heading west.

"It never crossed my mind that if I were thinner, I would get more
says Teri Hatcher, proving that you don’t have to be young and
blonde to be stupid.

Paris Hilton is mad at her sister Nicky for agreeing to be a bridesmaid
in Nicole Richie‘s wedding. So you know whose video will be playin’ at
the bachelorette party.

Gwyneth Paltrow offers advice to Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.  This is of course coming from the person who named her daughter Apple.

Two California beach cities fighting over the name "Surf City". Fight
will begin to get nasty, but then issues will be resolved over surfing
duel that ends up being a good-natured clambake.

"A 30-kilogram fish will never jump out of the ocean and land on me,
especially while I am standing here in this boat", mused the boy.
"Thats what you think", murmured God.

Monday Afternoon Quick Hits



Robert Downey Jr. ties the knot - then presses the plunger on the syringe and unties the knot.

Pamela Anderson
drinks cappuccino because it makes her nipples perky. Am I the only one who didn’t know that coffee reacted that way with silicone?

Sharon Osbourne says she’s the one who cut the power during Iron
s set at Ozzfest. She also claimed that she was the "real" iron

Shockingly, Uwe Boll’s latest film, Bloodrayne, sucks.
Not-so-shockingly, his previous attempts at videogame-based movies
sucked worse

Fire department sets training blaze right near large stack of tires. What could possibly go wrong?

Courtney Love – Still Clean, Sober and Butt Ugly?



It was just 5 minutes ago I was wondering what happened to my favorite drugged up / washed up rock star to watch crash and burn. Now I sort of wish I didn’t know what she was up to… perhaps it’s time to start the countdown for her next rehab visit in 5…4…3…2… [link]