"In my lifetime,
no more than three artists have driven me to jealousy to the point of madness. One was Jimmy Page, one was Jeff Buckley, and one
was Mike Jones. When I listen to Jimmy, I shout. When I listen to Jeff,
I cry. When I listen to Mike, I do neither, because I feel as though I am no longer myself."
ProgressiveBoink provides us with a look at the first ten years of a Mike Jones. Yes, Mike Jones, the man, the legend, the American Dream! Who is Mike Jones you ask? Don’t act like you don’t know the name. Hit him up at 281 330 8004 baby! [Link]
If you’ve seen them live, you know The Golden Republic are full-blown rockstars onstage. So what happens when they pack up the gear and head back to the hotel? Check out the brand new game ‘The Golden Republic at the Rockstar Hotel‘ to find out. Test your own hotel-trashing skills… and leave a little something extra for the housekeeping staff.
That’s one cracked out hotel room. I was worried I might stub my toes on needles or something. Yes, I was worried about needles. Sign #2,463 that you play too many video games is when you find yourself analyzing even the simplest flash games half to death.[play]
I have re-discovered something this afternoon that I can justify posting due to it being a slow news day. For those of you who have not seen this comedy short film by the Red-headed League now is your time to enjoy. Watch Batman ruin Robin’s date. [Link]
Hmm. So Fred Durst is selling his Hollywood home. Could this be his house up on the MLS site? Silly real estate agent posted his real address. So if you go out egging homes along the Sunset strip be sure to drop by and say hello to Mr. Durst. [link]
Aniston and BFF Courtney Cox totally diss Brad & Angie. "I like a
lot of people, but I am sooo not ‘in like’ with anybody." Seventh grade
Santana performs for sold-out crowd in Hiroshima. One concert-goer said it was the bomb.
Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine follows in the foosteps of Head, and denounces his old Satanic songs. God 2, Satan 0.
Derek Zoolander becomes a father. Jacobin Mugatu, The Spleen, and Mary Jensen unavailable for comment.
Martha Stewart looking for other Martha Stewarts to join audience of Martha Stewarts for Martha Stewarts new show "Martha."…and that’s not a good thing.
Rule # 1 â€“ Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own
Rule #2 â€“ Never use your real name.
Rule #3 â€“ Never confess.
Rule #4 â€“ No one goes home alone.
Rule #5 â€“ Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
Read the rest here. And I’m not totally positive, but I’d imagine these work at funerals too. Happy crashing!
There is no other
So treat Her right
I always Love Her
So treat Her right, treat Her right
I think it’s safe to say this is the best Mr. T moment ever.[link]
Director David Lynch wants your children to meditate in school. He
directed Blue Velvet, so this is actually pretty normal for him.
Al Gore’s network to show the most popular Google searches of the day
at the top and bottom of every hour. I for one am looking forward to
seeing "free naked Britney" scroll across my TV screen every 30 minutes.
Harrison Ford to stay on as chairman of Experimental Aircraft
Association’s program to introduce children to flying. Former chairman
John Denver unavailable for comment.
Florida State unveils world’s largest magnet. Heard saying, "I’m kind of a big deal".
Sean Connery to retire from films, fed up with Hollywood "idiots." Alex Trebek surrenders.
Well folks, Ken McIntyreâ€™s Leave It To Bush series is back and how can you go wrong with Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Walken? It’s a comedy gold moment in flash animation. Those of you living under a virtual rock can find the first two episodes here. Language may not be safe for work.[Episode 3 link]
There was a time when David Beckham’s right foot could do no wrong. Then came that missed penalty.Now, in the view of one eagle-eyed magazine editor at least, it
appears the most famous foot in Britain has committed another
Hmm. You have to be a little bit impressed. The guy just never quits. He’s accused of adultery every other week and he is still at it and in public no less. If this has any truth to it at all, Beckham better watch out or Posh Spice is going to cut his money makers off.[link]