Thursday Morning Quick Hits



Playboy finally leaves the stone age and will publish digital edition starting on September 13. 16 year old boys everywhere are rejoicing!

Brad Pitt hires PR guru to announce his romance with Angelina Jolie; as if we didn’t know about it already. Perhaps he should have found another PR representative to talk to other than Tom Cruise’s…just an idea.

MTV might not let Nine Inch Nails sing a political song but they have no problems letting R.Kelly sing at this year’s VMAs.  Hmm Interesting, ever wonder what the difference is between them? Nine Inch Nails pisses people off while R. Kelly pisses on people!

wins libel damages over claim that he cheated on Cameron
Diaz. Which he didn’t. So be careful not to libel him in the comment section.
True statements only. Like "he’s got a tiny, tiny penis. Minuscule,

signs movie deal for Halo – Ebert & Roeper surrender.

Olivia Newton-John’s
boyfriend may be alive and scandalous. Cha Cha DiGregorio wanted for questioning.

Renee Zellweger really misses her breasts. So I am going to take a few days off work to help her find them again. They have to be around here somewhere.

And lo, 19 years ago Earnest Goes to Camp was unleashed upon the land.
And it was a troubled time, war, famine, Britney Spears, y’know what I
mean Vern?

Six Feet Under: ten Fisher family future details you didn’t see last night



"If you’ve watched last night’s series-ending episode of Six Feet Under,
you’ll already know that the story line did not end with Claire Fisher
driving to New York in pursuit of an art career. But even if you did
watch the last ten minutes of "Everyone’s Waiting" to see how each
character is to die, I’ll bet you missed some details that were not
available until today. Read on for the scoop."
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TVSquad gives those of us who are Six Feet Under addicts gives us another taste of the good life. On that note, HBO totally owes me therapy thanks to the last 10 minutes of the finale.

??? Pink is the new bag ???



I want so much to have something witty to say about this picture but I have no words at the moment. I…I…uh…

Nope, nothing. Just enjoy these photos.

Oh and just one more thing… Paris, when interviewing sidekicks, its probably best to take their heads out of the bag before you decide.  We don’t want another fiasco like Kimberly Stewart now do we?

[pics thnx to Just Jared]

Three is better than none



"Four Brothers star Mark Wahlberg has decided not to go under-the-knife to remove his third
nipple – because he has grown to love it.

The rapper-turned-actor considered having an operation to lose the extra
nipple after all the media attention it attracted."

It’s okay to laugh a little. I think. Well, I laughed and I’ve always believed that having more of something is better than having no nipples…I mean nothing at all. "Rhymes will groove you.
And I’m here to prove to you that we can party on the positive side and pump positive vibes
so come along for the ride!"

Do you feel it? I feel it. Go on, feel the vibration.

Wednesday Morning Quick Hits



Alec Baldwin has been picked for a PETA award. Sure, that makes sense… who can out act /  humanitarianize (???) Alec Baldwin?  He’s the greatest actor / humanitarianizer that uh…ever lived.

Writer claims ‘Lost’ was his idea, but we understand the Donnelleys have a bone to pick with him.

American Idol star Bo Bice undergoes emergency surgery. Apparently,
they found some remaining talent in him and had to get it out.

Eric McCormack
ponders the end of NBC’s "Will & Grace". Television
viewers nationwide shocked and saddened to learn the show is still on
the air.

In an interview with Steve Carrell reveals he’s not really 40. At least he understood to use Kelly Clarkson as a profanity.

Indian tribe plans to open glass-bottomed skywalk 4,000 feet above the Grand Canyon.  What could possibly go wrong other than that people might actually perceive the nature of their gambling debts

builds rock and roll Frankenstein from the 25 best body parts
in music
. Strangely Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen’s arm didn’t make
the list.
Eva Longoria refuses to date other celebrities claiming that they all have slept with one another at some point. No wonder she didn’t get an Emmy nomination.

Finished? Feel better? Good. Now head on over to the GoldenFiddle for some more juicy news.




Raji, an East Indian convenience store owner,
conspires to fool people into thinking that he is a yokel from the old
country. In reality, he is as American as Lincoln. The
turban-and-accent routine is only to fool the public into thinking that
they’re silly and harmless. In reality, they have a much more sinister

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