Friday’s Quick Hits: From Beyonce to Brad

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Beyonce Preggers? Apparently the geniuses over at Q100.5 seem to think that a hand over one’s stomach equals pregnancy because why else would couples touch eachother? It just doesn’t make sense.

Jack and Kelly Osborne announced that they are planning to write an autobiography together.   I heard the book will be incredibly addicting.      

Coldplay has revealed that their hit Yellow was actually inspired by the Yellow Pages.  Apparently even their influences are boring. (ed note: We actually like Coldplay over here at BWE, it’s just too easy sometimes)

And finally, a jar containing air that was breathed by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is on sale on ebay. And yes, it is better looking than your air.

it’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood

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[Mr]. Rogers and his world go on, not just in the TV show but in a traveling display, "Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood — A Hands-On Exhibit!" which is at Strong Museum through Sept. 5.

Newell donned his Mr. McFeely outfit to greet Rochester fans of all ages during the exhibit’s opening weekend, last Saturday and Sunday. Traveling with the museum is one of several things Newell still does to keep alive Fred Rogers’ legacy: Explore your world, and love yourself. [continue]

Meanwhile, all the happy little trees and pretty little clouds have done jack s*** for Bob Ross. Ungrateful s.o.b’s.

Ryan Gosling: From Nerd to Stud

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You know Ryan Gosling from "The Notebook." I remember Ryan Gosling from the good ol’ days of Breaker High. A television show about a group of high school students on a cruise]around the world. They learn and travel and make awkward love connections. Think the love boat but rated "G". Ah yes, a time when Ryan Gosling was a dorky teenager who had trouble with the ladies. Now look at him, he’s almost too studly for his own good. Who’s bad? Ryan’s bad.

So I post these old pictures in hopes he will one day return to his dorky glory.

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Those of you wishing to drool yourself silly over the new (and improved) Ryan Gosling click yourself over to this site.

Cop Channels Billie Jean

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How does that saying go again? Dance like no one is watching? Watch this cop get down with his bad self thanks to the video surveillance cam.[watch now]

He protects, he serves, and he does a mean robot. You can’t ask for more than that.

Free Katie!

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McLaughlin Cameron Designs invites you to join the movement to liberate Katie, a young, gifted, actress held captive by forces we may never understand. Even one summer of captivity is too long for one so bright!

After weeks of watching the poor girl suffer, the people of FreeKatie.net have had enough.

Remember: Don’t turn away. Your indifference makes you part of the problem.

Paris Hilton Pregnant?

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It could just be an after-a-McDonald’s-happy-meal-belly. Then again, she does have a reputation for taking off her clothes in public, so I think it’s safe to assume that she’s had sexual intercourse with Paris Latsis by now.

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Of course, this probably nothing more than another example of people
crying "fattie" or "pregnant with twins" the second a celebrity stops
sucking in her gut. But if it isn’t, I can’t wait to see Paris doling
out DNA tests on Maury in order to figure out who the baby’s daddy is.

Overheard in New York…

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Eavesdrop_2 So this is what happens when you leave your iPod at home? Wow… I had no idea.

Granola guy #1: So what did you do last night?
Granola guy #2: I watched Rain Man and What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? with Cara. It was Oscarworthy-portrayals-of-the-mentally-challenged movie night.

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This just in, eavesdropping is the new black. I love it. Which one is your favorite?